Redditors reveal the most awkward times they were walked in on masturbating
Life, it seems, is full of awkward moments. We’ve all experienced them. They’re usually unexpected, and quite frequently, they’re a bloody shock to the system. I mean, we can all make a verbal faux pas from time to time and it results in hilarity for all who witness it, but for the truly awkward moments, we need to go back to Reddit. Nah, yeah, Reddit is a place where people can discuss anything from behind a veil of anonymity. It provides a safe space for some truly meaningful conversations. Like, “remember the time you busted someone beating the meat?”
Yeah, so specifically, the question igniting another round of hilarious conversations on everyone’s favourite forum is: when was the most awkward time you walked in on someone masturbating? This really is something that needs to be private. As in, not open for discussion, so when you bust someone bashing their bishop, strangling their sausage or jamming their clam, it can lead to some pretty awkward moments.
So, let’s not beat around the bush. Let’s get right into it.
You know, in Literature, they call a ‘coming’ of age story a bildungsroman. The plot twist in this particular one is that it was in fact the older brother who lost his innocence when he found out his brother was already a champion pocket pool player.
Ah, dads. Where would we be without dads to provide the world with intellectual humour, sophistication and a touch of decorum. Yeah, nah, in fairness, good on dad for breaking the tension.
Ah, man, the little brothers are copping a flogging in this piece. Seriously, someone needs to tell this little dude that the first rule of fight club is that you don’t talk about fight club. Especially when your particular fight has been of the five-on-one variety.
Ewwww…gross! An old dude lashing the leather. Yuck! Seriously though, right there in the back yard!
Bwa ha ha ha, the ‘pube shaver’ is obviously not good under pressure. He could have said literally anything else. As for the bloke cleaning the fireman’s hat to the wrestling, you’ve got to give it to him, he really was going for the penile power-slam!
Dude! What’s with these blokes wanting to ‘talk’ about it? You’re making an already awkward situation worse. So much worse!
This is the sort of thing that would wind up all over YouTube and Facebook today.
Once again, Dad has to put on his stoic face. You can imagine his response to mum afterwards. “Honey, don’t go in there, the little fella is shucking corn.”
This is bleach in the eyeballs stuff. Vomit.
Ha, you’ve got to give credit where it’s due. Having a circle jerk with your mates and then calling the dudes who’ve accidentally walked in on you gay slurs is like level 10 douche behaviour.
Finally, there’s this. Not sure how you can ever explain that one.
Final thought: There’s not much on earth that’s as awkward as interrupting someone’s most private moments. Thankfully, I’ve never been so unfortunate. If you have, you know what to do. Fire up the Facebook comments.
Classic video right here:
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