The captions for these bodgy construction jobs are pure bloody gold
For plenty of blokes, a bloody good DIY job is a proper source of pride. When you can tile that floor, build that wall and weld that metal thing real well, it gives you a proper sense of satisfaction. But, there are also blokes who just don’t give a f**k. Greaseball1987’s commentaries are all about those guys. Check it out…
Rightio, according to his Instagram profile, old mate Greaseball’s a certified caulk installer and he charges a pretty bloody modest $17.40 an hour. Honestly, in this economy, that’s a bloody steal, right?
Anyway, on his travels, he comes across a bloody s**tload of bodgy construction jobs.
We’re gonna hazard a guess and say that these are DIY jobs completed by the kind of people who are more about function than form. Yeah, nah, even that’s too generous, these are the kind of jobs done by people who truly don’t give a monkey’s arsehole what the final product looks like.
While we’ve only got a few here for you to take a look at today, you’re gonna love ‘em. S**t, we reckon there must be at least a few tradies out there in the comments section who are gonna be stoked with these – as long as they don’t see their own work!
But, most of all, we just reckon Trevor Lahey – that’s Greaseball1987’s tone is spot on. He cruises around doing his caulking thing and takes snaps of the bodgy jobs before loading ‘em up to his Insta with pro-sounding commentary.
Tell us this doesn’t sound like the kind of thing Scott Cam would say: “I always keep a roll of scotch General purpose tape in the truck. This stuff works miracles when a tube of caulk is overkill. Best part is that it is paintable, so you can paint it any colour you want. I prefer natural personally.”
Final thought: Look, we love this. If you’ve got similar photos of bodgy construction jobs you’ve found while out in the ute, upload ‘em and let us know.
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: WTF Happened in October 2019
H/T: BORED PANDA.