Little Girl Kicks Goose Multiple Times, Goose Goes On Epic Counter-Attack

When I was a kid, one of the most exciting things to do in the little town I’m from was to throw stones at innocent ducks who were swimming in the local pond.

That excitement quickly turned to guilt, however, when I actually managed to hit one of the poor little bastards and the resulting shit feelings lead to an understanding of, and empathy for, other creatures that inhabit this planet.

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In a lot of respects, I learned these lessons the easy way; the ducks didn’t retaliate and I didn’t even get in trouble with any adults, the only person I was in trouble with was myself.

Well, the little girl in this video learned her lesson the hard way after she decided to take on a goose that was comparable in size to her.

She’s having a full on crack at the goose

The girl attacks her newfound enemy by throwing kicks and storming at the goose who’s just sitting there, minding its own fucking business.

The proud bird’s not gonna stand for this shit, however, and goes straight on the counter-attack, pecking at the now-terrified girl and pulling her hair with its beak as she beats a hasty retreat.

ATTACK!

The girl’s younger sister Chloe decides to get involved and confronts the goose, only to be set upon too. The battling goose now has an ally who gets in a couple of cheap shots as Chloe cries and tries to run off.

Critics of this clip will no doubt complain that the dad should have stepped in and saved his kids from a good hiding but I reckon this little altercation may just give them a new understanding and appreciation of the other animals that we share this planet with.

Either that or they’ll just wind up terrified of geese for the rest of their lives…

YOU CAN WATCH CHLOE AND HER SISTER LEARN ABOUT NATURE THE HARD WAY ON THE VIDEO PLAYER BELOW:

H/T: Dude Comedy