Once nicknamed ‘skinny dog’ this guy abused synthol more than anyone in history
We’ve spoken about synthol on here a few times now, and while we’re not exactly doctors, we’re still not super keen on it. But, each to their own and all that, so with news that Brazilian synthol man, Valdir Segato, has shared some before and after images, we thought we’d have a squiz and let you blokes see what you reckon.
Anyway, we’ve covered the synthol kid from Russia a few times, but we haven’t really spoken about this guy before. Maybe we should have, because, while we like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, you could really use him as a bit of a warning for the kids.
Apparently, it all started with Valdir’s desire to be the biggest guy on his street. And, judging by the images, when he made that decision, he had a long way to go. And, real talk for a minute, whether you think the dude’s cheating or not, and if you ignore the massive damage he’s doing, he has transformed himself.
Now, when you look at those muscles, you might be inclined to say, ‘Well, yeah, but he does look like a 6-year-old’s dodgy sketch of a muscle man,’ and we wouldn’t disagree, but what’s probably more worrying is that synthol – a potent cocktail of alcohol, oil and painkillers – can f**k you right up.
As we’ve mentioned before, it can cause nerve damage, ulcers, infections and strokes, so you really shouldn’t be doing it at all, let alone overdoing it. Valdir, though, he doesn’t give a s**t. Deadset, the dude has said, “I bath with cinthol soap and inject synthol into my body,” in the past. Judging from his chest, neck, biceps and shoulders, we reckon he must be mainlining that s**t.
Seriously, look at these old pics he’s shared and you’ll realise that he must have used a hell of a lot. A hell of a lot.
Final thought: While we don’t wish ill will on anyone, you’ve gotta wonder how long it’s going to be before Valdir’s getting all the s**t cut from his body. As always, we’re recommending you stay away from it. Unless you want to look like you’ve injected a bag of beach-balls, that is. In that case, go for it.
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Video Link: Valdir Segato Official