Bloke blends up an iPhone and drinks it
Righto blokes and blokettes. How the bloody hell are ya? Hopefully you’re not in too much shock after reading that headline, but yeah, this video certainly puts some mileage on the theory that just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Why? Well, because it really does feature a bloke putting a brand new IPhone X in a Blender, adding water, and slurping it up. You know, exactly the kind of thing the original inventors of the internet hoped it could be used for.
Now, as always, we want to give people the benefit of the doubt here at Ozzyman Reviews. We know that while something may seem batsh*t crazy to us, there’s someone there who believes it’s a perfectly logical, sane and reasonable thing to do. In this case, the bloke with the blender and the possible screw loose has a Lifestraw – a straw designed to make contaminated drinking water safe.
Now, it’s not clear if it’s actually a test to see how good the Lifestraw is because he doesn’t seem to plug it too much. But anyway, let’s get to the video. Straight up, he’s like, ‘Have a look at this. It’s brand-spanking!’ and then he sends it to Destination F**ked with a blender.
Important note: he also sends the blender to Destination F**ked. It’s like that time my high school Science teacher put a redback spider and a grasshopper inside the same jar and made them fight by vigorously shaking the jar. The grasshopper kicked the f**k out of the redback and the redback bit the bloody grasshopper and they both died. In this case, the IPhone bites the blender after getting the sh*t kicked out of it. His mum is going to be pissed next time she goes to make a smoothie.
Anyway, he’s left with a viscous bubbling liquid that looks like the kind of sh*t you could melt a terminator in. So he f**ken drinks it. Well, he sucks it up through the Lifestraw and spits it out. Probably the smartest thing he’s done all day.
Oh, and make sure you don’t miss the bit where his fan falls out of the ceiling. Fark that!
Final thought: Geez we hope this isn’t the new Tidepod challenge. Hopefully the price of the phone, the broken blender and the lack of Lifestraws make it too much of a challenge for the youth of today to get behind and die trying!
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