Coronavirus ‘adult content’ is going viral on xHamster right now
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from P0rnhub’s annual stats releases, it’s that the world of smut is incredibly responsive to the big news stories and world events of the day. Deadset, that industry is as predictable as the seasons when it comes to keeping up with current events. So, it’s without much surprise that we discovered that coronavirus adult videos are now a thing. Yeah, nah, it is. Check this out.
According to bloody Vice, there’s already well over a hundred coronavirus specialty vids on P0rnhub, and just as cases of the virus that’s got the world in a panic continue to climb, we reckon videos for the sick and kinky will keep popping up.
It could help put peoples minds at ease, if only for a few minutes at least..
Apparently, there are videos on there with amusing titles like MILF In Coronavirus Quarantine Gets Hard F**ked for Medicine and Coronavirus patients f**k in quarantine room. Another, shared by a couple who go by the online moniker of Spicy X Rice is called Bodycam Footage (CDC Agent) Investigates Deserted Wuhan. We don’t think Wuhan is the only that gets investigated…
Spicy, one of the stars of that vid, reckons “People are attracted to COVID-19 themed adult content the same way people who are scared of their shadow are attached to horror movies: We are all searching for things that make us come alive. COVID-19 is something that brings fear and mystery to pretty much everyone in the world right now… You need to be able to feel something.”
Of course, it isn’t all about escapism. Chase Poundher has starred in a parody of a safety video that he says was designed to show people how to wear masks properly.
“I think people are searching for it as a silly novelty… I think it’s a minority who actually wack off to this kind of content,” Chase reckons. “There are a lot of people with a mask kink, but I don’t think that is directly related to this COVID-19 trend. I think it’s attractive to people because it can help lighten the mood on a serious subject.”
Anyway, we’re sure this one will go viral sooner rather than later.
Final thought: It’s always an interesting sociological study to see how these world events affect people and their interests online. Naturally, the old P0rnhub stats are probably going to be pretty interesting this year. Anyway, let us know what you make of this…
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Video Link: Spicy X Rice