Video shows cat sitting and watching two rats fighting in Singapore

F**K YES, people, F**K YES! It’s bloody animal fight day here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and you’d better bloody believe we reckon all creatures great and small are capable of stepping into the ring and throwing down like ancient enemies. Deadset, in the past we’ve brought you all sorts of animals throwing fists, but today, we’re letting two rodents bring the biff back. Make like the cat in the video and have a bloody squiz!

Rightio, the two furry little f**kers facing off for the fracas are two little rats from Singapore. We don’t know what they’re fighting about, but with the cat watching on, we can only assume there’s some sort of deadly challenge in play.

Credit: Cheez Goh/Facebook

The cat’s watching, waiting, biding its time, and the rats are going at it like two drunk c**ts in the early hours of the morning. We’re surmising that puss-puss is chilling out because it’s letting them fight it out to see who gets to live. And, yeah, this is some dark, dark, s**t.

Credit: Cheez Goh/Facebook

Anyway, let’s watch these rats, that’s way better than our spiel. You can see there’s some ground and pound as they wrestle for the upper hand. When that seems to finish up fairly even, the desperate little buggers know they’re gonna have to box it out.

Credit: Cheez Goh/Facebook

They swing ‘em like their life depends on it, and it bloody well might. We know from Cheez Goh’s blurb that there’s a cat watching. We’ve guessed the cat is allowing the battle, knowing it may claim two rodents to munch on as a result, but what if the rats are trying to confuse the cat, hoping they can stake a claim for freedom on its befuddlement?

Credit: Cheez Goh/Facebook

Anyway, who cares, there’s rat fists flying. There’s a bit of the old f**k you, nah f**k you, nah f**k you going back and forth, and these pricks are giving no quarter. No quarter at all.

Credit: Cheez Goh/Facebook

The cat watches on, wondering how this is going to play out, perhaps concerned that these two ninja rodents may decide to turn on it in a rodent uprising, and we can’t blame it. This is fascinating s**t.

Credit: Cheez Goh/Facebook

They split! They pissbolt! They head in different directions, hoping their gamble pays off, leaving the cat too bamboozled to know who to chase. We may have been wrong. There was no rat roulette going on; it was an elaborate escape plan.

Credit: Cheez Goh/Facebook

Unfortunately, Cheez Goh has decided to cut the video short. Knowing that this was a PG battle, we have to assume the worst. We have to assume the worst.

Final thought: Rightio, ya big bloody legends, let’s just answer Cheez’s question. We doubt you’ll get the coffee, but which rat do you reckon the cat chased? Post your answers in the comments section.

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