What strippers want you to know before you go to the strip club

There comes a time in every young man’s life when he attends his first strip joint. He could be there because of a certain curiosity in his loins, he could be there because of peer-pressure, or he could be there because he’s a kinky bugger with a penchant for sticking his cash into the knickers of ladies he doesn’t even know. Whatever the case, he – or she, let’s not discriminate – should probably pay attention to these things the strippers want him to know.

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If you don’t know, breaking the rules at a strip-club is not advised. While they can be places of great mirth, they’re also not widely renowned for their tolerance when you’re acting a fool or breaking the rules. Suffice it to say, more than one or two young blokes have had to face the fury of a disgruntled bouncer when they’ve broken the rules.

Fortunately, a Reddit thread – as usual – has the answers. In a thread started with a question directed to the ladies who work in strip-clubs, multiple answers were delivered. Some more common-sense than others. Let’s start with something you’d think is obvious…

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Er, yeah, nah, don’t do that, all right? Jesus, who tries to stick money in someone’s butthole?

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You certainly don’t want to be the guy your friends hate for the night. Good advice.

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Definitely don’t fall in love with the girls.

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Yeah, nah, don’t get scammed. That’s sound advice no matter where you are.

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Aren’t these just rules for everywhere?

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OK, sh*t, that one’s gold. He shoots, he scores, he gets beaten up by a bouncer!

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That’s a way to educate someone.

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Gotta love an online smartass!

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Don’t wear sweatpants. Again, if you’re leaving the house, this is good advice no matter what.

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