Japanese company has invented the ultimate ‘gaming bed’
Bloody gaming. If you’re a big fan, you’ve probably spent more than a few nights forcing yourself to stay awake, and playing all the way through till the morning just because the bed’s a little far away. For what it’s worth, we respect that. It’s a power-play that deserves more than a little kudos. But, all good things come to an end. Yeah, nah, this new ‘gaming bed’ eliminates the need to walk to the bed. Check it out…
Rightio, while we reckon the general concept here is a dream come true for plenty of you blokes and blokettes out there in the comments section, we’re not naive. We know that some of you parents and partners out there are desperately trying to find a way to prevent your kids or significant other from ever seeing this thing.
If you’re all for it, though, it comes from Bauhütte. Technically, it’s not solely a ‘bed’. Nah, it’s actually an arrangement of fully sick gaming furniture – desk, shelves, bed – designed by the company, and it only costs about 800 US dollarydoos.
The copy on the company’s blog asks, “I wake up and move from my bed to my desk. Why is that so complicated? “ Of course, it’s only leading you on. It’s got the answer: “Gaming beds solve this problem. There’s an elevated headboard that adds functional storage to the bedside and a bed desk that can be set at the foot of a single bed. As soon as you get up, you can watch a game or animation and realize a life cycle of falling asleep without difficulty.”
We’re gonna be honest, all it really needs is a bloody bucket bong, and we reckon it’s quite possibly the invention that’ll break the f**ken world.
Final thought: Rightio, ya big bloody legends, let us know if it’s going on your chrissy list, and we’ll make sure we put in a good word with Santa. Cheers, ya bewdiful b**tards.
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