This sheila flipped out after her butt implants rotated inside her
We’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that there are more than a few ass-men and ass-women in the comments section of this fine site. After all, it’s not exactly like people the world over don’t love a nice ass. Which brings us to butt implants. They seem to be getting more and more popular, but while they’re not quite at the level of fake boobs, there are enough out there for us to start seeing some horror stories. With that in mind, meet Jabrena.
Jabrena, from Georgia in the States, wasn’t happy with what she called her ‘beanpole’ physique, which is why she decided that a cheeky little butt implant would give her a ‘little cute nice toot’ and have her feeling a whole lot better about herself.
Unfortunately, s**t went awry. On an episode of Botched, she said, “Two weeks after surgery, the swelling started to kind of go down and you could see the implant kind of on the side. It was like a crease. But about a month-and-a-half later, the implant flipped.”
Obviously, that’s s**thouse. You really don’t want to go and get butt implants you can only show off when you’re rocking a handstand. Yeah, nah, that’s crap.
To make matters worse, it seems like the implants were floating around like anyone’s business. Deadset, she reckons they were flipping four or five times a week, but the dodgy bloody doctor responsible would only fix ‘em for another payout of four-thousand US dollarydoos. Talk about a f**ken quack!
Thankfully, the Botched doctors were able to sort Jabrena out with a booty that’ll actually stay in one place instead of spinning round like the hands of a bloody clock. Dr Dubrow said Jabrena’s problem was that, “Not only were the implants in a pocket that was way too big, but they were in the wrong plane in the pocket, allowing them to flip around too easily.”
Obviously, this one’s got a happy end and Jabrena’s been left with a butt she can feel good about instead of one that makes her look like a blind kid’s Mr Potato-Head.
Final thought: Honestly, we never thought we’d be talking about an upside down ass – let alone one that was installed by a so-called pro. Anyway, have a bloody squiz at Jabrena’s new derriere and let us know what you reckon in the Facebook comments.
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