People take LSD and try to assemble IKEA furniture
People do strange things for the internet. They debase themselves. They perform kooky experiments. They ‘react’ to other videos. And, wouldn’t you know it; they even take drugs and assemble Ikea furniture.
Hikea is the brainwave of Hunter and Alex. I’d like to tell you more than that but information is limited. That being the case, let’s paint a picture of them. We know they like to get people f***ed up on drugs and then film them as they try to assemble Ikea furniture, so that’s a start.
Depending on how you look at that, it’s either a worthwhile addition to the cultural experience the internet offers, or, considering how much stress Ikea can place on a relationship, it’s as evil as anything Jigsaw ever tried to accomplish.
So let’s look at this video. Early predictions from my end suggest it’s going to be an experience of the Jimi Hendrix kind. It’ll get there, but it might take some twists and turns along the way. But then, that’s why we’re here. If we wanted to see furniture built by meth-heads, we could just scoot on down to the industrial estates and have a gander.
Giancarlo and Nicole seem like a pretty-liberal couple, but watching these guys try to get the little screws out of the packet, I’m really feeling that for the young couple this is an idea that sounded good when it was first suggested to them, but now reality is kicking in. They actually need to put this thing together. To do that, they’ll need to pull it together themselves and stop laughing.
Ooh, f***, we’re looking out the window break. Giancarlo, don’t forget the famous scare-story of the man who took acid and jumped to his death, thinking he could fly. Resist the urge, Giancarlo. Resist the urge.
Crikey, nearly four hours later, these poor people have barely started and they’re done. And I mean done as in, had enough.
You can’t blame them really. What they should be doing is laughing. They should be watching the clouds rolling across the sky and enjoying their day, not assembling a pink dresser.
So, the results are in, building Ikea furniture on acid is a sh**house idea. Don’t bother. You’ll never get it finished. Just treat it the same way as everyone else and do it in your own time – after a big Swedish meatball breakfast!