Fifteen of the best spelling mistakes on the internet!

We live in a day and age where the importance of spelling is, for some reason, overlooked a lot more than it should be. Often, we might look to blame technology for that, but when you think about it, technology actually makes it easier to get your spelling correct. Even if we can’t run a spellcheck, most of us have access to a smartphone and an online dictionary. With that in mind, here are some of the worst offenders on the internet today…

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Rightio, former spelling-bee champions of the world, here’s your moment to shine. The moment you get to look at other people’s spelling with the same sense of self-satisfaction you once felt in school.

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Somehow this would be far more terrifying than an actual antichrist Obama. He could call on his army of soldier and their terrible strength to overthrow the world at any time!

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Well, giving them the benefit of the doubt, maybe they’re looking inside chickens. Anything other than that and I’m not sure I want to know.

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Woah. That’s incredibly deep thinking for a car park.

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Please be a pun. Please.

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OK, in fairness, the confusion between your and you’re is pretty hard to understand. You’re supposed to remember that one’s a contraction of you are. How I long for the days of yore when people remembered this stuff.

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Ew…that is just gross. I mean who in their right mind would want a bag of cinnamon? Wait, I mean semen. Who would want a bag of semen? There’s nothing quite as gross as a sailor.

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Yeah, nah, this one’s just a misunderstanding. What they mean is that the racks are chockers with chokers.

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OK, where to start? I’m guessing it’s a stalling mechanism for the health inspector. It has to be. He’d be like, “So, can I come in or not?”

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Hmmm, this is a curly one. I mean, they could be making a satirical statement. They could be.

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Now that is a terrifying threat. One minute you’re loading your pockets with the proceeds of a five-finger discount shopping spree, the next you’re sold off to the sex trade.

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This has to be the work of a disgruntled employee. Having said that, it doesn’t look like Maccas could give an ‘F’.

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F**ken amen! It has to be harder to spell that way on a phone now than ever before!

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Ew…butt dust. Speaking of which…

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Yeah, nah, just can’t stomach that. It’s probably the most heinous example of sh*t spelling on here.

Final thought: Come on, world, do your bit to fight back against bad spelling. Set your auto-correct to automatic. You won’t regret it.

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