Eric Chien’s champion magic trick is f*cken outrageously good
F**k me, holy f**ken sh*tballs and f**ken hell, get a load of this cheeky wizard c**t and his straight-up epic magic trick. Deadset, Eric Chien, the bloke behind this one is absolutely, positively, stupendously good at this sh*t and once you see this brilliant six-minute trick, you’ll probably understand why it just won him Best Trick at The International Federation of Magic Societies (FISM) Magic World Championships.
Okay, let’s get one thing clear here, before watching this trick, we were pretty certain magic was a load of old bullsh*t popularised by dodgy uncles everywhere. Now that we’ve watched it, we’re going to say that your uncle is probably still dodgier than a second-hand whipper-snipper, but magic…well, it’s f**ken real, cobber.
The actual category for Chien’s best trick is ‘close-up’ magic. That means it’s right in your f**ken face and it’s practically daring you to spot the little bits that give it away. At plain speed, we couldn’t bloody do it – and we were looking pretty intently.
It starts off plainly enough. The little Gandalf b**tard has a box on the table and he’s all like, ‘ooh, look at this sh*t.’ He opens it up to reveal some ribbon, some cards, some other sh*t that magicians everywhere use and then, well, and then he blows your f**ken mind.
He’s got cards going all over the bloody shop, they’re changing colour, they’re disappearing, they’re turning into coins and getting chopped up…and oh, holy sh*t, when did his f**ken vest change colour? Get f**ked. Then, just when you think it can’t get any better, it bloody does.
Since the win, Chien has stated, “”Though winning FISM is a big accomplishment, it is also just the beginning for me. I’ve been behind the scenes for most of my magic career and it’s finally time for me to be on stage performing. I have lots of things planned out right now and I can’t wait to show you guys what I can do!”
F**ken check out the video below to see Chien work his magic and receive his award. F**ken good shit, Chien, you cheeky little wizard.
Final thought: Magic is one of those forms of entertainment that is just wildly entertaining when it’s done right. Chien has f**ken nailed it and we can’t wait to see what he does next.
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