This bloke got rejected and went on a bloody insane selfie filled rant

You know we love a bloody good text-exchange story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We know that sometimes their legitimacy is questionable, but they always tell a bloody good yarn, and you know as well as we do that you don’t let the truth get in the way of one of those. That said, even if this one is bulls**t, it’s still got a nice cultural truth we can’t shy away from. If you keep hassling sheilas after they tell you to get nicked, you only ever look like a stooge.

So, with this one, we’re not exactly sure who the bloke in question is, so we’re just gonna call him Bruce, because why the f**k not.

Anyway, Bruce is on the prowl for some love, but he’s really not prepared for rejection.

Yeah, nah, he’s got the resilience of a freshly blown bit of glass.

Credit: Facebook/Unknown

Credit: Facebook/Unknown

As you can see from the text exchange, he comes in like God’s gift, talking up the fact that he works from home and has his own ‘buisness’ so we’re going to assume he’s involved in a pyramid scheme. He looks like that kind of guy, don’t ya reckon?

Credit: Facebook/Unknown

Credit: Facebook/Unknown

Anyway, once Candi – if that is her name – drops the ‘yeah-nah-bomb’ on Bruce, he just f**ken melts down. He doesn’t take it on the chin at all. He’s starts sending selfies, hurling abuse, posing in the mirror and sending shots of his glutes while insisting that he’s ‘hot’ and he gets all the chicks. You know, like a roided out Milhouse would.

Credit: Facebook/Unknown

Credit: Facebook/Unknown

Now, we won’t speak for the ladies in the house, but we reckon this s**t must be pretty effective. Yeah, nah, we don’t, we reckon it does nothing but get your messages uploaded to the internet for everyone to laugh at.

Credit: Facebook/Unknown

Good work, Bruce, ya bloody dorkus.

Final thought: There’s really not much to say here except this: boys, if you’re doing this s**t, you’re not helping. Try treating people like humans. S**t, try being human. Ladies, if you’ve got messages for guys like these in the comments section, let ‘em fly. Till then, hooroo, ya big bloody legends.

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