Bloke who accidentally discovers Hockey on TV for the first time goes viral with his comments
There’s an old adage that we often find ourselves thinking about here at Ozzy Man Reviews. A bastardised version of it basically suggests that if you’re completely f**ken clueless about the things out there in the world you don’t know about, you can’t do anything about it. That’s why it’s important to always expand your horizons, welcome new experiences and try new things. You might discover something that interests you and feel inspired to learn more about it. Check out these tweets from a bloke who’s just watched his first game of hockey to see exactly what we mean…
Yo deadass this the first time I've ever watched hockey and this shit has been LIT for these first 45 seconds
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
Rightio, first of all, this one’s been kicking around on the internet for a couple of years, but it’s always worthy of a repost simply because it just shows how welcoming new experiences can bring you a whole f**kload of joy.
Wtf is a power play
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
I gotta have Google open I see…
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
Deadset, have a think about the first time you tried bacon…or haloumi, or, if you’re rich-as-f**k, avocado. There was a period there when you didn’t know what you were missing – then you tried it and you wanted to know where that sh*t had been all your life.
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
Keep that in mind as you take an epic journey with Tony X on Twitter. Having flicked on the television in order to watch the Cardinals play, he was confronted with a sport he’d never had the pleasure of watching before: ice-hockey.
White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
It’s fair-dinkum to say that Tony f**ken loved it. He was googling terminology as he watched, suggesting tactics and ended up watching the game to the end and celebrating a victory.
Honestly why wouldn't the whole team just stand in front of the net for the last minute???
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
There’s a few highlights here in the tweets, but one of the best has to be his comment that white people have been hiding Ice-Hockey from him. If that is the case, wait till he finds out about polo, tennis or the entire Winter Olympics.
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
"We" being used very loosely.
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
This dude has like 3 teeth left. This shit is rough and violent
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
funny thing about all this is…i turned to fs midwest to watch the cardinals game but the blues were on and shit got REAL.
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
wait players? as in multiple? WOW i woulda took the under on .5 https://t.co/7tEny57Dho
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
It's lit. I'm ready for my blues again tho next round https://t.co/30DksdcnXR
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) April 26, 2016
Final thought: As we alluded to before, learn from Tony’s experiences and apply it to your wider life. Broaden your horizons, try new things, talk to new people and travel to new places. You never know how much you’ll love it.
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: Finger Fight
H/T: Deadspin.