People try to imagine what God was thinking when creating certain things

All right, ya big bloody legends, how ya doing? Hopefully you’re in the mood for something a little silly, because we’ve just seen a whole bunch of funny-as-f**k Twitter posts explaining what God might have been thinking when he was making s**t. If you’re religious, this is just for fun, so don’t get shirty with us. If you’re not religious and seeing references to Christianity makes your hate-boner rage, just chill the f**k out and go with it, all right. It’s all in the name of a good laugh!

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Deadset, whether you think everything is here as a result of evolution or not, you can’t deny that Mother Nature has thrown out some pretty weird looking little animals. S**t, even some of the common ones look funny, and if they don’t, some of ‘em sure act funny.

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Credit: Twitter

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Anyway, for a long bloody time, people have been sharing their ideas of what exactly the big man with the grey beard might have been thinking when he was working the factories of Heaven. Some of these are bloody awesome. After all, even our most banal creatures generally have something f**ked up about them.

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Check it out, and come up with some of your own ideas in the Facebook comments.

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Final thought: The one thing none of this takes into account is that if God – or Jeebers – made the world in seven days, they were f**ken pumping s**t out at insane rates of speed. If you’ve ever rushed a job, you’ll know that’s where s**t goes wrong. Maybe that’s what happened with some of our critters. Maybe it’s not. Either way, make sure you tell us where you think s**t came from in the Facebook comments. That’d be grouse.

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