These Two Male Lions Appear To Be ‘Getting It On’ As Confused Lioness Watches
We’ve all heard of gay pride, but two lions at the Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster, England recently added new meaning to the phrase.
In a kinky turn of events, the two big pussycats put on something of a show for one lucky lioness.
On top of that, they were even caught on camera. Amateur wildlife photographer, now gay animal pornographer, Russ Bridges was there to snap some pics.
Lion love is lion love. (Credit: Russ bridges/Daily Mail)
We’ve talked before on Ozzy Man about the lion’s place as king of the jungle, but it seems these two are giving that traditional view of straight lion hegemony a big ‘yeah nah,’ and fighting for their right to be queens.
Good on ‘em. Love is love and the grumpy old she-lion doesn’t seem to be the slightest bit interested. She’s just lion there and letting ‘em get on with it.
And look at the guy on top. He’s all like, ‘yeah, that’s right, I’m gonna slip you the regal sceptre of the jungle and you’re gonna take it like the sexy little bish that you are. Ooh yeah!’
Apparently the lioness had been giving the randy lion the cold shoulder, growling and swiping at his face whenever he came near her. I’m guessing she was telling him she knew exactly what he’d been doing with his little lion and told him exactly where to go.
Bridges wasn’t the only bloke there having a bit of a gander (is it still called dogging?) and those who saw the lion on lion action thought it was pretty funny.
Have a look at the photos. They’re pretty candid – even if the poor old lions weren’t really getting it on and were only having a cuddle.
In particular, the one where old mate on top is poking his tongue out at his audience and giving them the old ‘wassssuuuuppp’ is pure gold.
So is it love? Is it a bit of fun? Who knows, the mane thing is these guys and their gay pride is worth a laugh on the internet today.
Just remember the next time someone tells you lions are the king of the jungle remind them: some of them are queens.
H/T: Daily Mail.