Turns out the entire f***en Internet is outraged by PETA’s scummy attack on Steve Irwin

As you’re no doubt aware, those dodgy vultures over at PETA really raised our bloody ire the other day. We won’t patronise you with all the details, but they decided to have a crack at our beloved Steve ‘the bloody legend’ Irwin, and we thought that bulls**t was unfair. Shockingly, we weren’t the only ones who said, ‘No way, f**kya, that’s not cricket and we won’t stand for it, you full-blooded thunderc**ts.’ Yeah, nah, turns out f**ken everyone and their dog loves Steve. Check this s**t out…

Rightio, as we’ve alluded to above. The entire f**ken universe turned on PETA so quickly, you’d think they were a land-owner in 1692, Salem. Deadset, people didn’t just take umbrage with the muckraking organisation’s low blow, they drew lines in the sand. They loaded up on angry GIFs. They even turned on the f**ken caps lock. And holy s**t, did they let PETA have it.

Allow us a digression for a moment, but back in the day, I saw a whole mob of c**ts, making their way down the street with a slew of makeshift weapons. They had cricket bats, golf clubs, sticks and even f**ken knives. Naturally, my mates and I pulled up in the commodore to watch the show. They attacked this bloody house with the vigour of a death-rolling crocodiliac. In a metaphorical sense, that’s what the bloody internet did to PETA – and the s**t’s still going.

In a moment, we’ll talk about the fact PETA are still trying to draw the Irwins out with more s**t-talk, but it almost seems like the final twitches of a dying beast now devoid of credibility. Fair dinkum, you don’t even need us to say it, but the supposed animal welfare organisation really did s**t the bed on this one.

Turns out they can harass butchers, farmers, laboratories and people trying to enjoy a nice steak all they want, but by going for the hamstrings on one of Mother Nature’s most beloved warriors, they’ve pushed people to the limit.

We’ve seen petitions hoping to have the organisation declared a hate-group, we’ve had internet sleuths dragging up the unsavoury statistics around their policy of euthanasia, and we’ve seen the memes come flying out faster than a feisty viper’s hinged bloody fangs.

Of course, PETA being PETA, they can’t leave it alone. Nope. They’ve even had another crack today. They didn’t have the balls to make it as brazen as the attack on Steve’s birthday, but they’ve had a go at them through a post aimed at Jimmy Fallon. Obviously still loving the publicity, they want more controversy.

Despite all of this, the Irwins, seemingly secure in the knowledge that practically the whole world has their back, have done what PETA should have done and kept their mouths shut. They don’t need to lower themselves, even if PETA is still desperately trying to draw them out. So far they haven’t stooped or sullied themselves with the muck PETA wants to dwell in.

To us, that’s not a surprise. The Irwins have never shied away from getting their hands dirty. They’ve wrestled all sorts of animals and they’ve seen the beauty in them all. From the swampiest f**ken creeks of the Northern Territory to hottest habitats of the African savannah, the Irwins have tracked down all manner of species, and shared their passion for conservation with the world. Despite that, they won’t attempt to wrangle the trolls at PETA.

They’ll just ignore the f**kers and let the internet sort them out. Keep talking, PETA. We’re sure that more and more will see you for what you really are.

Final thought: We said this last time, and we’ll say it again. PETA love the controversy and this s**t is probably working for them. That’s why we love that the Irwins have said nothing in response at this point. When an organisation with a track-record like PETA’s calls foul on someone else’s impeccable legacy, you don’t need to respond. You just need to let them talk and let them make dicks of themselves.

Just remember, if you really want to have a crack at PETA, don’t let us stop you, but make a donation to the Wildlife Warriors’ cause. Unlike a donation to PETA, it won’t result in the euthanasia of someone’s stolen pet and will actually help animals.

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