Credit: Mark Rober
The Glitter Bomb is back and this time Macaulay Culkin’s on board to make it better than ever!
A year or two ago, the internet had a big bloody laugh when some dodgy pricks stealing other people’s deliveries were rewarded with a glitter explosion. YouTuber Mark Rober was the bloke behind the idea, and now, he’s come back with a better glitter bomb than ever. This one’s been pimped the f**k out with a little help from the original trap-engineer, Macaualy Culkin, and it will record exactly what happens when the thief gets it home…
As you probably know, there are plenty of dodgy porch pirate c**ts out there who are just waiting to pounce on packages that aren’t snaffled up and dragged inside as soon as the courier delivers them. It’s bloody s**thouse, and we reckon those f**kers deserve everything they’ve got coming.
Credit: Mark Rober
Fortunately, Mark Rober, an excellent YouTuber who used to design s**t for NASA does too. You may know this guy as the original glitter bomb designer or from any of his other experiments. He reckons this all started when, “someone stole a package from my porch and the police wouldn’t do anything about it even with the video footage, which made me sad.”
Credit: Mark Rober
“Drawing inspiration from one of my childhood heroes, I decided to make a bait package to lure would-be thieves, and the internet seemed to like it. But, despite my best efforts 1.7 million packages are either stolen or go missing every day.”
Credit: Mark Rober
That childhood hero is none other than Home Alone star, Macaulay Culkin, and Rober’s brought him in to help design improvements to the glitter-bomb. We’re talking new and improved fart spray, 360 degree filming capacity, biodegradable glitter, and police sound effects. Put simply, it’s a killer design.
Credit: Mark Rober
As for the video, we’re not gonna spoil it for you, but trust us when we say you want to watch this one to see a tonne of package thieves get their comeuppance with the Glitter Bomb V2.0.
Credit: Mark Rober
Final thought: As we said above, you’ve gotta love seeing the dodgy pricks who’d steal from hard-working people get their just desserts. Seriously, f**k those guys.
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: YouTube Rewind 2019
Video Link: Mark Rober
H/T: YOUTUBE.
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