Sheila leaves vibrator at Airbnb – Resulting Twitter thread is gold!

Dirty weekends away are one of the great joys of life. Yeah, nah, whether it’s you and your loved one or just you and your most beloved sex-toy, there’s something special about a night getting your rocks off in a different place. Unfortunately, when you travel for any reason, there’s a good chance that you leave some s**t behind. If you’re the kind to take your marital aid with you, you might leave behind more than your jollies. Yeah, nah, you might forget your whole vibrator. That’s why it’s great to have an awesome Airbnb host.

Simply put, an awesome Airbnb host will make sure they get in contact when you leave something behind, even when that something is your magic wand. And no, we’re not talking about your Harry Potter cosplay item.

we left the airbnb and this is what the host just sent, i am literally in tears pic.twitter.com/FtWq9gzh1l

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 2, 2022

Anyway, we’re getting side-tracked. For Twitter user and writer Kristen Arnett, this story really happened. Because she’s totally fine with sharing her stories, she made sure to share the host’s awesome service.

they offered to keep it for us for our next stay??? five star service

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 2, 2022

Some things you are supposed to take with you to the grave… This is one of them pic.twitter.com/Hc7HNNcVLZ

— Jschlopes (@jschlopes) May 2, 2022

After revealing a screenshot of the host’s message asking them if they wanted to come by and pick up the forgotten vibrator, she said, “they offered to keep it for us for our next stay??? Five star service.”

Dusting for prints needs to be meticulous

— Garry B (@flgazr1) May 3, 2022

Some people bring an emotional support animal on the flight, other people bring anal beads. I don't judge.

— Kevin Bo Bevin (@GoshDarnKevin) May 2, 2022

As you can imagine, a s**t-tonne of other Twitter users chimed in with stories of their own, and the resulting thread is f**ken gold. Yeah, nah, there are some doozies in there.

I work in a hotel and was doing a check in our Lost&Found room, had to take pictures of everything and didn’t realize what this was until way after 🤣 pic.twitter.com/TTwkBd2jdC

— 𝒑𝒆𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒐𝒕🫖 (@bowtiesandshit_) May 2, 2022

when i went to the DR they flagged my bag because of the 8 inch dildo 🙂 saying they thought it was a gun….+ my vibrator was right by it lmao pic.twitter.com/psVTSYx0eA

— brat (@yes_imgucci) May 2, 2022

Deadset, this one’s got everything from stories of break-ins to nightmare tales of airport customs. Give it a squiz and have a laugh.

✨penisly✨ is a word I never thought I’d need but here we are.

— Trinity (@SadMomSociety) May 3, 2022

Final thought: Of course, no thread like this is complete without us asking you to share your own vibrator stories in the comments section. If you’ve had a doozie of a vibrator mishap, share your tale with us on Facey!

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H/T: TWITTER.