Bloke from Florida gets arrested for RKO’ing an inflatable Alligator

One bonza meme from the other side of the pond that we see here in Ozzyland a fair bit concerns the many and varied tales of Florida man. To us, Florida man seems like a bit of a classic. If there’s something base, classless or crude to get involved in, Florida man seems to be all over it. In fact, the tales of Florida man remind us a bit of our bogans. Anyway, this tale of Florida man involves a shopping centre, an inflatable alligator and of course, a man from Florida.

So, anyway, let’s get to Florida and get this story started. 18-year-old Gianny Sosa-Hernandez was hanging out at the local Miami-Dade County Mall when he noticed an inflatable alligator in one of the mall’s ponds.

Obviously, because kids do this sort of s**t, he got it into his head that he should wrestle the alligator. In fairness, to Gianny, he’s no Steve.

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Nevertheless, he ripped his shirt off like all the best fighters do when they’re about to rumble, jumped the fence and started s**t with the alligator.

Defenseless, the alligator could only stare what-the-f**kly into space as Gianny RKO’ed it. Satisfied his fatality had thoroughly f**ked the inflatable crocodiliac up, he pinned it for three and got the f**k out of there.

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Of course, this is 2019 and kids always make the mistake of posting their antics online.

Which, let’s be honest, is a bit of a drongo’s mistake. The alligator was worth about $3,700 US dollarydoos and the video proves he damaged it.

Silly bugger.

As you can imagine, the cops charged him. In their arrest report, they said:

The Miami-Dade Police Department, Kendall District, has arrested Gianny Sosa-Hernandez for vandalising a local mall.

Sosa-Hernandez, 18, was video recorded jumping over a wooden pedestrian barrier, grabbing a display alligator and throwing it into a shallow pond. He pretended to wrestle the alligator and later posted the video on social media platforms.

Sosa-Hernandez damaged the display alligator, valued at $3,690. The mall manager confirmed the video was recorded inside the mall. Sosa-Hernandez has been arrested and charged accordingly.

If you’re thinking that arresting the kid seems like a bit much, it might have something to do with the fact, he tried the same wrestling move on his school principal last week.

There’s some pretty dodgy footage of a hostile interaction between him and a teacher here.

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So, on top of charges for damaging the alligator, he’s also up on charges of battery on a school official and interference with an educational institution. Good on ya, Florida man!

Final thought: Taking everything into account, we reckon this kid should fight a real alligator to make up for it all. That oughtta make him think twice.

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