Wine fermentation tank explodes, spilling 30,000 litres of piss
Ah, the old exploding can of fizzy drink trick. It’s a staple of kids cartoons, features in a classic episode of the Simpsons, and has probably been conducted by older brothers around the world in their ongoing series of ‘Welcome to the real world, little bro’ lessons’ for centuries. It’s simple physics really. If you shake the sh*t out of something fizzy, the bubbles go f**ken mental. Sometimes, the fizz might blow the lid right off its container…and that’s exactly what it looks like has happened in this video…
Yeah, yeah, f**ken, not trying to sound like a posh b*stard or anything, but Prosecco is a pretty well-known drink amongst those who like a bit of fizz in their Italian wine. Can we call it a wine? Dunno. I’m sure someone will correct us in the comments if we can’t. Anyway, kinda like Champagne can only be made in the Champagne region of France, Prosecco can only be made in certain areas of Italy.
Anyway, we’re not quite sure how it would have gotten all shook up, but some poor f**ker must have packed his dacks when he realised a thirty-thousand litre tank of the sparkling white wine had burst free of its shackles and had begun to rain down in wave after wave of cascading piss. Unfortunately, the vid doesn’t detail anyone dropping to their knees and licking the sh*t up, but as you can imagine, it’s probably quite a f**ken bitch to clean up.
If you have a look at the vid, you can see it coming out in torrents. Fortunately, the region has had a f**ken bonza year of production and it won’t stop you from having a bottle of Prosecco at your work Christmas party. Still, they’d be wanting to figure out quite how it happened and stop it happening again.
After all, as Malory Archer would say, “This is how you get ants!”
Final thought: What a bloody shame. Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we hate seeing good piss go to waste. Next time, let us know if you need help, and we’re sure we can rally an army of winos to stand in the raining booze with their tongues out and their mouths open. Every little bit helps, right?
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