Troll tries to buy Audi on the cheap, gets way more than bargained for

It’s pretty much the law of the jungle that when you’re trying to sell something, some dodgy wanker will do his level best to undercut the f**k out of you. Usually these blokes can be sorted out with a simple ‘get f**ked,’ but every now and then, you get one who won’t take no for an answer, as Mr. Robert Keen over at Camo Ape discovered…

Credit: Robert Keen

This text exchange will certainly put a smile on the face of anyone who’s had to tolerate the bullsh*t a tenacious troll can manifest. After old mate is told in no uncertain terms that his offer for an Audi TT is way too low, things should taper out. Do they? Do they, f**k!

Credit: Robert Keen

Credit: Robert Keen

As is the nature of all things bogan, old mate can’t resist insulting the bloke he’s been hassling all morning. The ‘dikhead’ dig is the straw that breaks the camel’s back. The owner of the Audi cracks it and makes out that he’s had a change of heart. The smug wanker on the other end has a bit of a gloat, but the last laugh is with the owner.

Credit: Robert Keen

Credit: Robert Keen

As you can see from the texts, he immediately takes the vendor’s rather questionable about-turn at face value. While most blokes would be like, ‘yeah, f**k off, you’re having a lend, ya c**t,’ our troll is so busy rubbing it in, he doesn’t question a thing.

Credit: Robert Keen

Credit: Robert Keen

Of course, that makes it all a lot more satisfying when he realises he’s just been sent on a wild goose chase. Like a bull in a china shop, he f**ken rages. Best of all, in his rancour, he sets himself up for one final roast.

Credit: Robert Keen

Final thought: When you’re low-balling, you need to know that nine-hundred-and-ninety-nine times in a thousand you’ll be told to get f**ked. If that’s the game you’re playing, that’s fair. Try again and negotiate, or have some f**ken decorum. Either way, don’t be a dick.

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Credit: Robert Keen at Camo Ape