Latest optical illusion divides the Internet, beach or car door?
By this stage, it’s no bloody secret that pretty much everyone on the internet loves to have a crack at those ‘what do you see in this image?’ challenges. Is it a blue shoe or a grey shoe? Is it a peach or an anus? Is it a ballsack or a weenis? Is it a chocolate button or a cat’s arsehole? Whatever it is, we all want to bloody click it. And guess what? We’re at it again. Have a bloody squiz at this latest image and tell us whether you see a car door or the bloody beach!
Yeah, you’re too bloody right! That does sound ridiculous. After all, what kinda numpty is not gonna be able to tell the difference between those two completely unrelated things. After all, it’s not exactly like they’re even remotely similar.
Still, if you pause for a sec, you’ll probably realise that if you take the photo at a funny focus, you can make anything look like something it’s not. Crikey, there’s pretty much a whole industry of people trying to make a career out of that on the internet. Matter of fact, maybe that’s the next challenge: is it an influencer or a f**kwit? Yeah, nah, wouldn’t work. You can’t separate the two.
Anyway, your conclusions regarding this latest pic are supposed to reveal a little bit about who you are. If you see the beach, you’re bloody artistic. Buy yourself a beret, start referring to songs as compositions and get nicked. If you see a car door, you’re apparently just a boring bugger.
We will say that this one is a little confusing. We dunno about you, but it was all beach for us. After all, the shading, the lack of clarity in the image, the grainy stuff that looks like sand, it all points to night time shot of the beach with a dodgy camera.
So yeah, we are artistic here at Ozzy Man Reviews. But, we’re still wrong. It is, supposedly, a car door. If that’s truly the case, that’s a dodgy photo. Don’t ya reckon?
Final thought: Obviously, we’ll finish with something simple here. If you’re an artiste, let us know. If you’re a boring bugger, let us know that too. And tell the truth. That way we can call it science.
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