Virgin sheila explains her pregnancy on TikTok

Yeah, when it comes to making babies, most of us are pretty f**ken au fait with how that happens. A stork comes at night, and we really don’t know how the rest of that story goes. Is the insinuation that he bangs your mum? We’re not sure. Anyway, getting back on track, pregnancy happens when the baby batter gets to the baby bakery. If you know what we’re saying…

Yeah, nah, that whole previous paragraph is really kinda gross. But the reality is that when we have sex-ed class (you know, the one where your teacher asks you to write down all the euphemisms for vagina you know and then awkwardly rolls a franger over a banana) we get taught the ins and outs of it.

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One sheila who found that things didn’t work how she expected was Samantha Lynn Isabel. If her TikTok story is to be believed, she was a virgin when she discovered she was pregnant. Obviously, it sounds like bulls**t, and it might well be, but an expert has confirmed it can happen.

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We’ll get to that in a moment, but we’ll let you watch the video for the story behind it. We’ll just say that if you’re fooling around, there doesn’t have to be penetration, the swimmers just have to make it to the lagoon. If that makes sense.

Anyway, Dr Lincoln told Buzzfeed that, “Sperm has to get into a vagina in order for pregnancy to happen. It doesn’t matter what puts it there — whether it’s a penis, finger, turkey baster, you name it — but once it’s there, it can travel through the cervix, into the uterus, and rendezvous with an egg in the fallopian tube and fertilize it.”

 

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If you’re wondering how this all turned out, Samantha is still with the same bloke and they’ve got two kids now. This time, though, they did it the old-fashioned way.

Final thought: Yeah, look, we’ll be honest, this one’s kinda hard to buy, but the law of averages says that at some point that infinitesimal probability has to come up, right? Still, let us know what you reckon in the Facebook comments.

@sammiisabelx3And that is how i have a 5 year old son. ##makeitstop ##pregnant ##fyp ##pregnancy ##story ##storytime ##mystory ##funny ##fml♬ I am at ur moms house – elizabeth_chetwynd

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