Two dogs go playing together and make awkward discovery
We’re just gonna come straight out with it. One of the funniest forms of unexpected comedy is quite often the surprise donger. Don’t get us wrong, we know how it sounds, but facts are facts. If one minute your doggo is fetching sticks with their best friend and the next one of them comes bounding over with a massive dildo in their mouth, you’re gonna chuckle. Anyway, that’s why this dog went viral…
Yeah, look, we know we should be more mature, but let’s face it, why would we wanna be? It’s overrated. Deadset. If we were all mature, we’d be pretending this s**t’s not funny, but the thing is, the world only presents you with so many opportunities to laugh, and this is a great big one.
My dog Nelly has a best dog friend called Larry. Larry has an owner called Tom who is my friend. The young dogs swim together in an idyllic spot of the river Wensum every morning. They bring back sticks to us in exchange for treats. It was all very idyllic until this happened… pic.twitter.com/BDS2iR1GCZ
— Rebecca Stott (@RebeccaStott64) February 28, 2022
It all started when award-winning author and Twitter-user Rebecca Stott took her dog Nelly for a walk. Rather than us prattle on about it, though, she’s bloody good with words, so we’ll let her tell you.
Cock or ball? pic.twitter.com/errRSbf8fg
— Thomas Jammy™ James (@1Jamandhisdog) February 28, 2022
Hm. My dog Darcy found this in a bog. Yours is bigger. pic.twitter.com/YHIGEo87Ah
— ❄️nlyshestandsthere (@B_Silverbow) February 28, 2022
“My dog Nelly has a best dog friend called Larry. Larry has an owner called Tom who is my friend. The young dogs swim together in an idyllic spot of the river Wensum every morning. They bring back sticks to us in exchange for treats. It was all very idyllic until this happened…”
Omg – my family dog found something similar on the beach once – he wouldn’t give it up for ages, and ran up to many other people and groups of families, proudly showing off his best seaside find… pic.twitter.com/kXAguVLHtk
— Lucy Hyde (@LucyHyde87) February 28, 2022
My boy Ramsay with one of his 3 local finds. This was his favourite though and found it on several walks weeks later. 1/3 pic.twitter.com/xXN7W7F05T
— Alex Perkins 🏴 (@alexperkins73) March 2, 2022
As you can see from the photo, ‘this’ is pretty self-explanatory. Of course, there were bloody loads of people with similar stories to tell. And from what we can see, dildos are a disposable item. Fair dinkum, it seems like you can’t take a dog anywhere without it finding one.
I feel your pain, mine found this on a little adventure in the sand dunes at our beach house, someone subsequently asked if we thought she’d taken it from someone or found it abandoned and I just can’t…. pic.twitter.com/4Kpx4Ff175
— Robert Smithers (@Rob_Smithers) March 1, 2022
Ha! My dog nearly picked this up on The Mall outside Buckingham Palace the other day …..!! pic.twitter.com/za5sdgAPBL
— Michelle (@ShelMillsey) March 1, 2022
Definitely adds new meaning to the phrase ‘give a dog a bone.’
Final thought: Yeah, this has definitely got us curious. Has your dog ever found anything like this? And, no, it doesn’t count if it found it in your top drawer. Anyway, share your pics. Of your dogs. Yeah, nah, of your dogs. Of your dildogs.
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