Nursing Home Hires Sexy Butlers As A Treat For The Old Birds

Nursing Home Hires Sexy Butlers As A Treat For The Old Birds

You know, it seems that we love to position old ladies as sweet little dumplings who need help crossing the road, opening tins of ham and pea soup, and carrying the groceries up the stairs, but the reality is that most of them were at some stage real people. What that means is that at one point they were living, loving, ladies with lusty libidos and deep desires. That sh*t hasn’t gone away for some of them. Just ask the old Essex girls of Milton Lodge in Colchester.

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Credit: Essex Gazette/SWNS.com

In a story that strikes one back for feminists who want to see men objectified from time to time, the randy old sheilas of Milton Lodge nursing home came up with a bit of a plan to get their jollies off. Apparently, the ringleader of these lecherous old loves, 89-year-old Joan, always responds to questions about what she needs with a simple answer. A man.

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Credit: Essex Gazette/SWNS.com

Credit: Essex Gazette/SWNS.com

Credit: Essex Gazette/SWNS.com

So, when it was her turn to have her birthday wish granted, she initiated a raucous afternoon of manly muscle for her friends. Claire Martin, the home’s activities coordinator said:

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Credit: Essex Gazette/SWNS.com

Whenever you ask Joan what she wants that day she always says a man. So we weren’t surprised when she wanted it to be her wish. We had a chat here and everyone was really keen to support it.

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Credit: Essex Gazette/SWNS.com

We had a look online and found a company called Hunks in Trunks. When they turned up we had to let them know what we wanted them to do.

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Credit: Essex Gazette/SWNS.com

They had a three-course meal with a roast dinner. The ladies’ daughters and granddaughters came. We asked them to do some harmless flirting, it doesn’t matter how old you are, so why not?

As you can see from the photos, the ladies had a bloody good time ogling the ‘help’ and Doll Jenkins, who’ll soon be celebrating her 100th birthday, has already requested them back.

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Credit: Essex Gazette/SWNS.com

Final thought: You’ve gotta love a story like this. The ladies in the home would have f**ken loved it, and it’s obviously a fun experience for the ‘hunks in trunks’ too.

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