These cheeky seagulls were busted playing with a ladies ‘pocket rocket’

If there’s one thing we know all you birds out there in the comments section appreciate, it’s a big rubber donger. Yeah, don’t pretend you don’t know what we’re talking about. A d*ldo. But don’t worry, you’re not alone. It turns out that you sheilas aren’t the only ones. Yeah, nah, a wildlife photographer in the states recently caught a couple of seagulls playing with a d*ldo. Check out the photos below.

Jennifer Warner, the fore-mentioned photographer was out and about at California’s La Jolla Children’s Pool, trying to get photos of a few newborn seals, when she realised the seagulls were playing with something a bit strange.

Not to mention a bit inappropriate for the kiddy pool.

Credit: Jennifer Leigh Warner/Caters News

“Before realising what the object was, I was annoyed and mad, because plastic pollution is a real serious problem, and as a conservation photographer I’m documenting human impacts on wildlife,” she told Gizmodo. “But when I realised what it was, while the other emotions still existed, you can’t help but find humour in it.”

Credit: Jennifer Leigh Warner/Caters News

Imagine the scenario. One minute you’re chilling at the pool with your kids. Little Basil’s got a bloody ice-cream cone, and he’s about to take a bite, when Francis starts screaming. You have a look what’s up, worrying that’s she’s trodden on a bloody bindi patch or something when you notice that the flake in her ice-cream isn’t there anymore.

Credit: Jennifer Leigh Warner/Caters News

Yeah, nah, the chocolate’s been f**ken annihilated by a falling d*ldo and the bloody thing’s sticking out of her ice-cream like a profane sausage. Before you know it, the seagulls have come flying back in to reclaim their prize, the d*ldo’s gone, and you’re not even sure it happened. Well, not before Jennifer tells you she’s got the whole thing on camera.

F**ken thanks, Jennifer.

Credit: Jennifer Leigh Warner/Caters News

Anyway, if you do have to get rid of your old donger, be responsible with it. Turn it into a showpiece artwork or pass it onto goodwill. Seriously, anything to stop it ending up in a landfill – and in a seagull’s toybox.

Final thought: All jokes aside, we reckon that the old rubber d*ldo contributes a fair bit to pollution. We’re not sure how to fix that. If you’ve got any ideas, load up the Facebook comments with ‘em.

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H/T: GIZMODO.