Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something
We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not all that’s lurking out there, though. Yeah, nah, turns out there’s some sort of big bloody apex predator that f**ken kill those critters just for s**ts and giggles. So imagine the surprise when a fisherman off the coast of NSW thought he’d hooked a whole mako shark – only to pull up nothing but a head!
The fisherman responsible for the bizarre bloody catch is known as Trapman Bergamui – or Jason to his mother – and the mako shark head he’s pulled out of the water is, in all fairness, pretty f**ken large. He brought it to the world’s attention when he posted a pic of it online a couple of days ago.
‘So this was all we got back of this monster mako. Unfortunately we didn’t see what ate it but must of been impressive!! The head was about 100kg (220lbs).’
Obviously, an image like that is going to spark a bit of speculation. We all know that a f**ken vicious predatory fish can rip another fish up and make short order of it, but any predator that’s going to do that to a make as large as this one must have been has to be a monstrous specimen.
Some are suggesting that it could have been an orca, others are positing that it could have been a tiger shark, and there’s even talk of a great whites. No matter what, there’s only one thing to do at a time like this.
Get a bigger f**ken boat.
Final thought: We know there’s gonna be more than a few of you out there in the comments section who are fishermen and sheilas. What do you reckon could have ripped this big bloody bewdy up? Let us know.
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H/T: DAILY MAIL.
Video Link: Trapman Bergamui