Bloke asks Internet to photoshop his Eiffel Tower pic, users respond with comedy gold
When it comes to travelling the world and getting a photo in front of famous landmarks, there’s not many tricks as super f**ken cool as using the camera angles and perspectives to make it seem like you’re actually touching the top of a monument. Yeah, nah, it’s a total bloody classic and whether it’s dorky or not, you’ve just gotta do it. Otherwise, when you’re all grown up and your kids are going through your photos they’ll think you’re a bloody loser…
Of course, that doesn’t even take into account the ensuing social media suicide you’ll commit if you post a picture to Facey or the Twitter without pulling the required pose. You know what we’re talking about, surely: when you go to leaning tower of Pisa, you act like you’re holding it up. When you go to the Eiffel tower, you act like you’re touching the top. It’s just how it’s done.
Unfortunately for some people, they don’t have the wherewithal, means or creativity required to make those clever little optical illusion photos happen. S**t, in some cases, those people might just be too bone idle. Yeah, nah, when you can just get some f**ker to fix it on Photoshop later, why would you bother?
In fact, the only downside of doing that isn’t much of a downside at all. Not really, anyway. When you get the chance to have dozens of strangers online f**k with your head and provide the world with a few laughs before they help you out – if they help you out – you’d be mad not to give it a shot.
With all that said, let’s have a squiz at how that turned out for this random bloke. He’d gone to the Eiffel Tower and half-assed his photo. And you know what that means! F**k yes, you do. Bring on the Photoshoppers!
Final thought: As potentially horrifying as it might be to open yourself up to the mercy of the Memelords, you’ve gotta admit a bunch of photos like this would make a pretty f**ken cool gift for someone. Anyway, if you’ve got the skills, have a crack at it yourself. We’d love to see what you can come up with!
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