Shark tries to attack dog on beach, gets ass kicked by a pack of other dogs
We’ve spoken in the past on this site about some of nature’s natural enemies. There are cats versus birds, cats versus fish, cats versus mice; and, to be honest cats versus pretty much anyone – including dogs. Obviously, felines are cropping up a fair bit here, and really, you can’t blame the rest of the animal kingdom for not liking them. But today’s battle sees the sworn enemy of the cat, the dogs taking on a shark.
Yeah, that’s right, fight fans.
Dogs versus shark.
Now, usually when you’re thinking about the natural animal grudge matches, you don’t think about this as a possibility.
But, and there is a but, dogs are proper altruistic legends – and that means they’re pretty much enemies with anyone who threatens their mates.
So when the shark in today’s video decides he fancies a bit of pooched meat for din dins, he doesn’t realise that he’s about to bite off more than he can chew. Yeah, nah, the other dogs aren’t having any of it. They see their mate’s in trouble and they’re like, “You wanna go, do ya? We’ll kick you in the gills, ya cartilage-boned d-bag!”
Anyway, they charge the prick and there’s a bit of thrashing in the water. You even get to see the fish-faced villain of the piece come in pretty close to shore for one minute there. Meanwhile the shark’s like, “You know they make horror movies about animals like me, don’t ya? I will mince you, ya canine wallies.”
Unfortunately, for the shark, the dog go, “Haven’t ya heard of Cujo, ya prehistoric prick? We’re not scared of you. We hunt in packs, mate. Deadset, when we’re done with you, you’ll be labelled tuna by an unscrupulous seafood company and eaten by a budget shopper, so take that!”
Anyway, have a watch. It’s bloody worth it.
Final thought: Seriously, though, we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and if we had to choose any animal to have beside us in a fight against a bloody shark, we’d seriously consider man’s best friend after watching this. What about you? What animal would you pick to help you fend off a hungry shark attack?
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