The terrifying moment bloke feeds grasshopper to spider

We’ve spoken before on this very website about spiders and the fact that they are f**ken machines when it comes to killing the sh*t out of their prey, terrifying wives and girlfriends everywhere, and looking like they come straight from the bowels of hell. And…yeah, nah, we know, there’s a bunch of you who say they’re cute and we’re doing them a disservice and you want to marry them and sh*t, and we don’t disagree, we also reckon it’s only fair to the spiders to compliment their murderous efficiency when it comes to getting a mad feed.

Credit: Nature is Scary

Truly, this sh*t is a big compliment to spiders. Spiders are highly f**ken evolved little pricks and they are masters at what they do. I for one, love spiders and give the missus many a case of the crankies when I won’t kill one for her.

Credit: Nature is Scary

Having said that, there’s no harm recognising that spiders are truly f**ken savage when it comes time to make the kill. And with the fangs, the legs, the hard angles, the venom, the deadly webbing, and the sucking the blood and guts out, it’s pretty easy to see why horror legends like Stephen King and Tolkien use spiders as a reference point for evil b*stard monsters like Pennywise the clown and Shelob.

With all that in mind, let’s enjoy this orb spider f**ken demolishing a locust. Some bloke presents his offering to the spider god in his backyard, and right from the outset, you can see the spider getting happy by shaking its bloody web like Michael J Fox on a high-ropes course.

Credit: Nature is Scary

Then, have a f**ken go at the speed with which it takes down its prey. Look at it using the momentum of the twisting web to spin like a bloody trapeze-artist. Make no mistake, that locust is on a one way trip to destination f**ked.

As for the spider, now that it’s been satiated by its human slave’s offering it can leave them free to live for another night. Good shit, human slave. Well done.

Credit: Nature is Scary

Final thought: That’s a truly epic bit of a being an ambush predator that. F**ken smashed it!

Damn nature, you scary pic.twitter.com/y42udJdtMh

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) September 18, 2018

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