7 year old goes flying down the highway and burns off a massive truck

Every now and then you’ll hear someone raising questions about the arbitrary limits we set on the age of consent, the legal age to drink, the legal age to drive, and the fair age to vote. Some people think things are fine the way they are, while others, yeah, nah, not so much. In this video, we’ve got a young bloke behind the wheel on a stretch of highway who would definitely have something to say about the age you should be allowed to drive. He’s seven.

So, we’re heading to Romania, the land of the vampire, for this one. And when you think about it; that might already be the key to this one. The only sensible reason for letting your seven-year-old get behind the wheel anywhere – let alone Romania, where the drivers are f**ken crazy – is immortality.

The young fella has got this sh*t under control. Credit: CEN

And before you chastise me on this crazy drivers thing, don’t bother. I’ve got stories I could tell you! Speeding, farting, footpath-veering taxi-drivers cutting pedestrians off at the zebra crossing in Brasov before flipping them the bird then chucking a U-bolt to give them a serve is just the start!

Anyway, as you can see from the video, you’ve got a seven-year old kid hooning along the highway at what is no doubt a ridiculous speed. The footage is believed to be from the Sibiu area in Transylvania – adding more weight to the vampire thing.

And he is f**ken flying. Credit: CEN

Anyway, what you can hear in the background, despite the terrible sound quality, is the kid’s parents egging him on and telling him to overtake the big f**ken truck in front of them. Now, my own Romanian is a bit sketchy – I know how to say ‘dickhead’, ‘thanks’, ‘good morning’ and ‘nice arse’, but a quality source leads me to believe they’re calling the driver of the truck a fool as they go past.

Now if that’s not like ten-thousand f**ken spoons when all you need is a knife, I don’t know what is. On top of that though, his parents do teach him to be responsible. They tell him to make sure he indicates for safety reasons. That doesn’t extend to seatbelts though. The little bugger hasn’t bothered. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.

And he’s gonna burn this fool off! Credit: CEN

Final thought: One thing we have overlooked is that while this is pretty f**ken reckless, the little fella nails it. He’s certainly better than the two drivers in that Perth car park the other week. Good on ya, little bloke. As for the olds, well, I don’t know whether to chastise you for recklessness or compliment you on the skills of your little fella. Let’s settle with a little of column A and a little of column B!