‘Scariest Man On The Planet’ Martyn Ford to fight ‘Iranian Hulk’ in MMA debut

‘Scariest Man On The Planet’ Martyn Ford to fight ‘Iranian Hulk’ in MMA debut

The f**ken limits of MMA keep on rising and now we are set to witness two legendary monstrosities battle it out in the octagon. There’s nothing like a couple of bloody fellas trying to prove their masculinity and, in this case, what better way than an MMA fight!? Both blokes have certain name-tags that should not be overlooked… Scariest Man In The World and the Iranian Man Mountain. Pretty fearsome nicknames if you ask me. Let’s take a look at this fight and break down both competitors.

Competitor 1: The Iranian Man Mountain

This top bloke is a 6″1 XL condom stuffed with rocks, weighing in at a f**king ridiculous 178 kilograms. The Iranian Hulk has vowed to take on ISIS with his incredible stature. The Iranian Man Mountain has a substantial Instagram fan-base reaching over 400k. He has had experience in wrestling which could be handy for the fight. Yeah nah I wouldn’t mess him. In fact, it’s worth asking him to be on the Ozzy Man Apocalyptic Survival Team when the day comes I reckon.

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قصد داشتم از دنیای مجازی فاصله بگیرم چون من مرد مجازی نیستم مرد دنیای زنده هستم جریانات توهین wwe به پرچم کشورم من از هر بار خشمگین تر کرده قبلا هم گفتم کمپانی سیاست کثیفی رو داره و من هم هرگز زیر بار این سیاست ها نرفتم اینکه وطن فروش های بی غیرت در رینگ پرت بشن اهمیتی نداره (البته تاوان پس میدن حساب دارم باهاشون) اما به پرچم کشورم توهین شد به شرفم قسم من انتقام این توهین میگیرم من قسم میخورم انتقامم میگیرم کمپانی wwe جرات رویارویی نداره نمایش کافیه @Wwe wait

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Competitor 2: The Scariest Man in The World

A 6″8 torqued ropy hulking thesaurus that weighs in a ripping amount of 148 kilograms. Old mate started off wanting to play cricket professionally (hopefully he wouldn’t do any ball tampering) until he become a f**ken monster bodybuilder. F**k me that’s a bit of a change of direction if you ask me.

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This is how I like to start my days, with a good kick up the ARSE !!! 😂😂😂😂. Now, remember this is progression NOT perfection!!! The WHOLE point of me entering the MMA world is to INSPIRE the youth of tomorrow. I have been asked over and over again WHY NOW , well it’s simple, I’m very fortunate that I have been given such a public opportunity to show how with HARD WORK, FOCUS, DEDICATION that we can ALL achieve !!! Now, for me achieving is stepping into a cage, representing myself and the sport. To many children are lost in today’s world, give up to soon, and hold no value to life. If they can see myself, come from where I was, to where I want to be….well I hope to help inspire them to live a better life. If this upsets or offends people who don’t like the fact I am getting into MMA, well to be honest I couldn’t care less. As a MAN i want to help the vulnerable and be respected as a POSITIVE role model. Remember, we are all flesh and blood, to many of us forget what humanity means. @ksw_mma @rdx_sports #martynford #humanity

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The Scariest Man in The World has been training for months now, and is signed up with a polish MMA organisation Konfrontacja Sztuk Walki (KSW).

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Managed to smash out an incredible session with two of my team tonight, nothing like building team spirit that a big ass session in the gym, focusing on compounds and fitness work. Weight slowly coming down, fitness gradually creeping up, and strength stabilised nicely, so I can’t moan to much. Creating that overall athletic, performance physique is a challenging yet satisfying journey. Leaning daily on what works for me, life is all about progression and education, taking advice from the wise, to give you all the skills needed to be the best version of YOU. Never compare yourself to those around you, Simply look into the mirror and aim to beat the person looking back at you each time @ignite.nutrition #martynford #ignite

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Final thought: I can’t wait to see these two top dickheads set to take it to the cage and bash the living crap out of each other. I think the winner will be the bloody crowd who get to experience a rip snorter of an event. Overall I just want to see an Ozzy Man Reviews commentary on this fight!!!