Sheila finds out her boyfriend is cheating thanks to takeaway delivery guy

Damn! Imagine thinking you’re getting away with one on the side only to get stitched up by a delivery driver. F**k me sideways. Talk about a Days of Our Lives plot-twist. Anyway, that exact scenario happened to one dodgy Casanova when his long-distance lover sent him dinner while he was ‘studying’…

We’re gonna have to start by pointing out that unless the upcoming exam was a biology exam this fella was not studying at all. Yeah, nah, he was porking someone who most definitely wasn’t the girl he was supposed to be porking.

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In a turn of events that left him without a girlfriend, his ‘actual’ girlfriend who he was apparently involved in a long-distance relationship with, was feeling generous. Knowing he had a big night of study on his plate, she thought she’d do him a solid and send him some Jimmy Johns. What a top sheila.

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Now, disclaimer time: this is the internet so we’re just going to run with old love’s story in the interest of spinning a half-decent yarn. She could be full of sh*t. She could be making it up. She could be batsh*t crazy like Stacy in Wayne’s World and her man could have already broken it off due to the long distance thing. None of that matters though. We’re running with her version of events!

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Anyway, she orders this bloke some Jimmy Johns despite the fact he’s told her he’s ‘taking a nap’ so that, presumably, she stops messaging him. When the delivery driver gets to old mate’s house, he looks through the window and discovers said boyfriend on the couch in nothing but his boxers. Oh, and there’s a naked chick on top of him. The plucky delivery driver then calls the long-distance girlfriend and breaks the news to her.

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Final thought: Was it his place to make the call? I dunno, to be fair. Tricky moral dilemma that one. You want to do the right thing, but you don’t know the ins and outs of it. What would you do? Let us know on the Facebook comments. As for the guy, he ended up with dinner but no girlfriend. Fair trade? Sometimes I think so…

New final thought AKA f**ken update!!!

Jimmy Johns have offered Kayla free food for her break-up party. Now that’s social media marketing! F**ken good shit, Jimmy Johns. Do you deliver to ‘Straya?

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