These comments about England’s biggest ‘X-Rated’ heist are bloody gold
People. Deadset, they cop a lot of s**t, but plenty of them are bloody legends. Honestly, think about most of the blokes and blokettes you know, and you’ll realise that the true arseholes are few and far between. Considering the strength of social media is in the strength of the people on it, every now and then, we’re f**ken blessed by a community pile-on that’s just chockers with funny b**tards. In a recent post by Northamptonshire Police, we saw one of those beautiful moments when all those funny f**kers came together to create something wonderful…
Rightio, as you can probably imagine, we’re heading to the internet for this one. Yeah, deadset, you don’t even have to leave the comfort of your couch.
Just swipe that phone, click that link or type in the URL and hey presto, you’re on the Northamptonshire Police Facebook page.
Once you get there, scroll down until you find this bewdy:
“Police officers are appealing for information after £1million worth of adult toys were stolen from an A43 layby.
The incident happened on Wednesday, September 18, between 1am and 6.30am, in the layby between the A14 and Broughton village, and involved a lorry travelling from Felixstowe to Kettering in order to deliver its load to Rocks Off Ltd, a business based in Cunliffe Drive.”
“At some point between 1am and 6.30am, the trailer was broken into and £1million worth of goods were stolen.
Witnesses or anyone with information, should contact Northamptonshire Police on 101. Alternatively, call Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555111.”
As you can imagine, anything of this nature’s going to attract a bit of conversation, but the comments section of this one did not disappoint. Check it out.
Final thought: As we said before, we bloody love people. Deadset, the world’d be s**t without ‘em, and plenty of ‘em are good for a laugh. If you know a f**ken funny bugger who might have something to add, tag ‘em and let ‘em know all about it.
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