Man in ER after gluing cup to face to prove Gorilla glue girl was lying
If you’ve been tuned into your social media news over the last couple of weeks, you would have probably seen a story or two about a chick named Tessica Brown who superglued her hair and needed surgery to get it fixed. There are a few phases to it, and we won’t go through the whole thing now. Yeah, nah, what you need to know is that in the wake of her story going viral and good Samaritans paying for her $12,500 US dollarydoos surgery, some have accused her of faking the story. Some have even tried to prove that “gorilla glue’s garbage” and getting it off is easy. One of those people is Len Martin. Check it out…
So, obviously, you’ll know from experience that s**t didn’t work out for Len. Yeah, nah, this poor bugger sent himself to Destination F**ked with one of the all-time backfires. Deadset, if he was firing a gun, the recoil would have knocked him out. If he was doing the gardening, he’d have trodden on a rake. Don’t let us tell you, though, check out his Insta post about it:
“I thought that chick with the gorilla glue was making that story up…but no…it’s real… I don’t know why I tried it…now they talking bout cutting the tip of my lips off in surgery…yall pray for me #gorrilagluechallenge smh”
That Insta post was accompanied by a video of him performing the stunt and a photo of him looking pretty f**ken forlorn in the ER. We won’t say that it’s not funny, because it really is, but you’ve gotta feel for the guy. It must hurt to kick yourself in the dick!
Gorilla Glue have already released a public statement about Tessica Brown’s travails. They’ve said nothing about this one yet, but we reckon the original probably applies:
We are very sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident that Miss Brown experienced using our Spray Adhesive on her hair. We are glad to see in her recent video that Miss Brown has received medical treatment from her local medical facility and wish her the best. pic.twitter.com/SoCvwxdrGc
— Gorilla Glue (@GorillaGlue) February 8, 2021
“Our spray adhesive states in the warning label “do not swallow. Do not get in eyes, on skin or clothing…””
Final thought: We kinda reckon this guy’s just done this for the social media clicks! Yeah, nah, either way, it’s worth a watch. Give it a squiz and let us know what you reckon. Share your thoughts in the Facebook comments.
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