Some of the most f*cked up ways people have caught their partners cheating
Ya know, we’re pretty f**ken au fait with reading other people’s horror stories on Reddit. In fact, some of you big bloody legends probably still have some of these creepy stories playing on your mind. When we saw that everyone’s favourite forum had invited people to share horror stories that involved them catching their spouse cheating, we had to have a bloody gander. And, er, yeah, nah, it’s fair to say some of these posts’ll make you shake your head. Cheating’s sh*t and so are the people who do it.
Right, so first up, we’ll just say that for the people who came forward to their stories, their seemed to be two major types of response. Some people, understandably, were heartbroken when they discovered someone they’d been with for years – and maybe even had a family with the cheater who was doing the dirty on them. Then there were the ones who dodged a bullet and used the debacle to get out before things got too rough.
Anyway, have a read of some of these.
Well, looks like the surprise was on the other foot. And, and, f**ken AMWAY! Geez, that’s just rubbing salt in the wounds!
What kind of parent names their son Jennifer? Geez. Oh well, you just HAVE to accept some things. What a load of bullsh*t. We’d say f**k Jennifer, but someone actually was, so y’know, a bit insensitive.
Ooh man. I bet that put a stop to that hilarious prank real quick.
One step. F**ken gold.
Like we said earlier, sometimes you’ve just gotta shake your head…
Gone quiet? I wonder what was in her mouth. Seriously though, imagine watching that scene unfold. You’d just be like, “Oi, where’s the popcorn?”
Dude. At work. That’s bloody horrifying.
Little sister to the rescue. Stitched that f**ker right up.
Now that’s a lecture theatre I’d sit in on.
Brazen as f**k. Surely you’d be like, you know, I really can’t. I’ve got like two families and I don’t want the other family finding out..
Final thought: Cheating really is a low act. We like to see both sides of the equation here, but if you’re not happy, don’t f**ken cheat, just get out of the relationship. On the other side of the coin, don’t accept a cheater back. Haven’t you ever watched Dr Phil. It’s bad form, man. Bad form.
Anyway, what’s your horror story. Load up the Facebook comments.
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