Mark Wahlberg’s daily routine is f*cken outrageous

From the outside looking in, it’s pretty f**ken easy to talk sh*t about celebrities and their routines. After all, these lucky lotto-winning b*stards have all the free time and money in the world to pump iron, eat super-foods and pay for the best personal trainers money can buy, right? Well, maybe. Not being an actual celebrity, I couldn’t tell you if that’s just sour grapes or whether it’s fairly close to the truth. What I can tell you is that Mark Wahlberg just shared his routine, and it looks pretty f**ken ridiculous.

So, have a squiz at this bad boy and let us know what you think. Personally, we think it looks like the kind of routine that takes an iron-willed determination. A 2.30am start is bloody gruelling for anyone, no matter how much money you have in the bank or how many movies you’ve made. Sh*t, getting up before the sun is up is always a bitch – but that time of the morning is almost ghastly.

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From there, Wahlberg gets down to business. By the time most blokes have even cracked their morning fat, Marky Mark’s prayed, eaten breakfast, spent nearly an hour-and-a-half working out and eaten again.

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From there is one thing that I’d imagine most of us don’t have access to. A f**ken cryo chamber. That certainly sounds like some Hollywood bullsh*t to me. And yeah, I know, they’re like an actual thing or some sh*t, but how many of you blokes and blokettes have that on your daily schedule. Anyway, must be working for him. Dudes’ a bit of a unit and he’s getting on now.

Finally, the one thing we really have to talk about is his diet. Marky Mark f**ken eats. Check out how frequently he’s smashing a mean feed: 3.15am, 5.30am, 8am, 10.30am, 1pm, 3.30pm, 5.30pm. Bloody tucker down, dude. That’s epic.

Oh, and we can’t forget his second workout. No wonder he’s ripped.

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Final thought: If you put all those thoughts of celebrity fortune aside, that’s still a f**ken impressive schedule. How many of us can say we’d be as dedicated to the cause as Wahlberg. I’m pretty certain my schedule would look like beer, beer, more beer, more beer, snack, snack, more beer, snack, nap on couch, more beer, snack, dinner, pass out. Good on ya, Mark, ya wholesome b*stard. I still don’t think I can forgive you for The Happening though. That movie was sh*t.

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