People are sharing the most basic s**t they’ve never done…

In a globalised world, it’s pretty normal for everything to be homogenous, ubiquitous and f**ken everywhere. Seriously, there’s really not much you can do about it. With easy travel and transport across the world, it’s also no surprise that foods, commodities, forms of entertainment and activities are also f**ken globalised. S**t, if there’s a culture somewhere enjoying a sport, food or style of haircut that hasn’t been shared yet, it’s either not much good or its time just hasn’t arrived. Having said that, some people refuse and resist popular culture. Good on ‘em.

Credit: Twitter/Paul Clarke

So, er, yeah, a little while ago, a bloke on Twitter posted that he’d never eaten at Subway and that his old man had never used an ATM. This bloke, Paul Clarke, wanted to know what other ‘normal’ activities people had never done.

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Credit: Twitter

Credit: Twitter

Broadly speaking the answers seemed to come under a few different categories. The first popular category was probably food. It’s probably no surprise to you that boring c**ts everywhere haven’t tried certain foods. Each to their own, but you’ve gotta try everything at least one haven’t you? Some foods you’ll only want to try once, but what if you’re missing out on something f**ken grouse? That’d be a cryin’ shame.

Credit: Twitter

Credit: Twitter

The next big category was television and movies. This seems like a big one. We reckon that might be because boring workplaces like to have boring conversations about television programs. Righto, no worries and all that, but if you’re the bloke claiming you haven’t watched or read Lord of the Rings because it’s for kids, you need to pull your head in. You’re right that Harry Potter is just entry level kids’ fantasy, but Lord of the Rings is pure f**ken gold, ya heathen. The language is also dense as f**k, just like anyone who can’t finish it without being a condescending ning-nong.

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Credit: Twitter

Finally, there’s the normal and everyday activities category. This part is basically a bunch of boring people admitting that they’re either weird or boring. Some are clearly bulls**tting, but as Chopper says, never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.

Credit: Twitter

Credit: Twitter

Credit: Twitter

Final thought: Look, you know what’s coming. Tell us what normal s**t you’ve never done in the comments. Load it up. Embarrass yourself and have a laugh at someone else’s expense. Get to it, and until next time. F**ken hooroo, ya legends.

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