These Trail Cameras Captured a Little More Than Anyone Could Have Intended

If you’re familiar at all with the internet you’re undoubtedly aware of photobombs, selfies and candid footage. Humans have been all over that sh** for quite some time now. They love it. But they’re not the only ones.

In a series of revealing shots that have been leaked to the chive, trail cams from all over the shop have captured the wild world of wildlife. You wouldn’t believe it, but cameras left in the wilderness to ascertain what kind of critters, varmints and furballs traffic the area sometimes reveal a whole lot more than can be expected.

Have a look at some of these shots and you’ll soon realise some pretty interesting things about the animal world.

First of all, they’re cute as f***. Secondly, they don’t give a f***. Lastly, they get up to some weird, funny and even creepy sh**.

Get a load of these guys…

Have a look at these bloody raccoons. We all know they’re cheeky little f*****s, but these guys seem to seriously think they’re in a bloody Pixar movie. Full disclosure: I’m f****d if I know whether or not these are the same racoons, but the narrative works so well you can just imagine them wondering what the bloody hell this tripod thing is. One of them’s got a bright idea to create a ladder to the stars…

And this bugger’s bloody onto it. “Look c***s, I caught a f*****g star! Sheila’s gonna have to marry me now!”

“Isn’t it a bit hot on your hands though. Baz?”

“Actually, yeah, it f*****g is.  Owwww!!!!”

And down they go. Crash-f*****g-landing!

OK then, how about these deer?

Does that sh** remind anyone else of The Void?

Then there’s the f*****g Deer in Yellow and his wish to appear in a future season of True Detective. Get a load of his dumb hat. You never really think about the downside of having antlers but apparently tumbleweeds are a big issue.

This is the kinda deer you want at a your kegger party. “F*****g bottoms up bros!”

Erm, that kegger escalated quickly. Look at these horny buggers.

Then there’s the birds. Some people are scared of birds. According to these photos, they’ve got a bloody good reason. Look at this prick. He’s curious, he’s keen, he’s getting up close and personal with the camera.  Don’t you reckon he looks a bit mental?

Here’s an owl biting off more than he can chew.

This is cute. It’s like the US version of Timon and Pumba, The Cougar King. (Which is nowhere near as pervy as it sounds; get your minds out of the gutter.) They’re clearly having a blast and it’s only a matter of time before they break into song.

Here we go…

No, no, it’s all gone tits up. Wild pig has had enough, he’s saying, “f*** you and your stupid mask, you’re a little prick and I hate you.”  Oh well, it’s nice to dream.

This is actually kind of terrifying. That looks like a f*****g big tiger. I would be taking my trail cam and getting the hell out of there before it did to me what Richard Parker does to that Hyena in Life of Pi.

Finally, let’s look at something truly beautiful. Mummy bear helping little bear to a feed.

Goldilocks is hiding in that drum. She’s terrified but that’s tough sh**. She shouldn’t have eaten Little Bear’s porridge.  Now he gets to eat her face. Seems like a fair trade.

H/T: The Chive.