Conspiracy Theorists think the Large Hadron Collider JUST transported us into a parallel dimension

We’ve spoken a lot in recent years about conspiracy theories on this site and the fact that there just seems to be more and more of them coming up. Obviously, you’ve got all your standard flat earth theories, your Australia doesn’t exist theories, your 5G theories, and your birds aren’t real theories, but now there’s another bats**t crazy theory doing the rounds: the Large Hadron Collider has transported us to a parallel dimension and/or opened a door for reptilian hybrids to come through and kill us all.

All right, we’re gonna have to say that we don’t really have a great deal of info about when and where this one first started doing the rounds, and people have always had some funny ideas about CERN’s large hadron collider. These new ones, though, are fresh as f**k.

This is my new favorite conspiracy theory. pic.twitter.com/BkgC6gvjIe

— Eric, Amateur Steve (@AssBoss80085) July 4, 2022

As you may or may not know, the Large Hadron Collider was switched on for the first time in three years on Tuesday. Apparently, experts gave it three years of upgrades and maintenance. Now that it’s back online, it’s already doing exciting science-y s**t.

Still, that’s not what this is about. Yeah, nah, this is about the conspiracy theories, and it seems that some people think CERN’s pride and joy is opening portals to other dimensions. They’re even saying it’s providing reptilian hybrids with access to our world and that it’s responsible for increased incidences of the mandala effect.

In 8 hours the gates of ‘hell’ will be opened. The transdimensional reptilian beings are coming for you and your family. This is not a drill.🦎🔥🐊#CERN pic.twitter.com/skLAuJrj75

— Reptile Hybrid (@Reptile_Hybrid) July 5, 2022

One Twitter user reckons, “Back in 2012, they did a record voltage level that caused these mandala effects, whatever portal they’re opening, they shouldn’t.”

Of course, as there always is with conspiracy theories, there’s a lot more to it. In the lead-up to events, some were warning others to meditate and to protect their energy-levels ahead of the ‘dark-sided shit’ that was going to come through. “The CERN collider will be turning on July 5^th and opening up a portal and letting some dark sided shit come through.”

I’ve looked into this, look for 10x more mandela effects.. because back in 2012 they did a record voltage level that caused these mandela effects, whatever portal they’re opening, they shouldn’t.

— Kami2K (@AK20_201) July 2, 2022

Obviously, though, when we didn’t see reptilian hybrids attacking people and we didn’t seem to switch into a parallel dimension, they had to shift the goalposts, saying, “that’s not how satanic rituals work! The ramifications of what happened yesterday will unfold in the coming months.”

Well, we don’t know about you, but while we kinda hope that at least some conspiracy theories are true – just to see how people would react – we certainly hope this one isn’t.

A lot of people are discounting how serious the CERN Hadron Collider agenda truly is. It’s not like beings emerge from a portal and instantly kill everyone. That’s not how Satanic rituals work. The ramifications of what happened yesterday will unfold in the coming months. #CERN pic.twitter.com/rr9QRJF1L0

— Reptile Hybrid (@Reptile_Hybrid) July 5, 2022

Final thought: All right, let us know what you reckon about this one. Are you worried that reptilian hybrids are coming your family? Should you be? Tell us what you think in the comments section.

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H/T: IFLSCIENCE.