Woman, 23, born without a vagina has one made out of fish skin in historic operation

­Well, this story certainly adds an extra dimension to the term ‘fish taco’ doesn’t it? Brazilian woman, Jucilene Marinho, who had previously lived her life without a vagina, now has one thanks to the miracles of modern science. Yes, they’ve taken fish skin and turned it into a bona fide boner briefcase for her.

Jucilene and her boyfriend. Credit: Jucilene Marinho/Focus On News

So, first things first, we’re not going to put any more sh*t on Jucilene. We had a little laugh in the intro, but this is absolutely a time of celebration for the young lady. Jucilene, aged 23, was born with Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hause (MRKH), which means no cervix, uterus or ovaries, and unfortunately, no children.

She has now become the first woman in the world to undergo surgery that would provide her with one made of fish-skin. The bloody amazing procedure meant that doctors from the Federal University of Ceara created an opening and then inserted a genital-shaped mould lined with the skin of freshwater tilapia fish.

The raw materials. Credit: UFC/Focus On News

Who wants to bet the clever b*stards have practiced that sort of trick on various objects before? Incredibly, after a few weeks the fish skin was absorbed into her body and transformed into tissue that lines the inside of her new vajayjay.

Of course, as we said before, this is a time of celebration in the young lady’s life, and in what must have been the most awkward dinner toast ever, Jucilene said, “My family and friends took me out to “toast” my new vagina!” You can just imagine Mum looking on with pride and Dad staring at the boyfriend, thinking you better not break it ya b*stard.

Of course, it goes without saying that she soon invited her boyfriend of over a year into the tunnel of love. By all accounts, it worked a treat.

This is either them making it or preparing sushi. Not sure. Credit: UFC/Focus On News

Final thought: the wonders of modern science really are pretty f**ken spectacular. This young lady, who has said she was in a deep depression because she thought she’d never actually know love, has had her life turned around by a medical procedure that many would have thought insane in the past. F**ken good sh*t, Science. You’re all right! Congrats, Jucilene. All of us here at Ozzyman Reviews hope you enjoy your new vag!

H/T: Daily Mail.