Ozzy Man Reviews: Conor McGregor

We were going to start this article by saying Conor McGregor has made quite a name for himself in recent years, but then we were struck dumb with the thought that he really hasn’t. Just think about that saying, made a name for himself. That’s the kind of thing Kanye West does. Conor has taken the fine name his parents made for him and he’s used it to great effect, making it synonymous with the concept of punching dudes in the face with an explosive left fist. And the world loves him for it!

As you’re probably aware, Conor McGregor is really, really, really good at punching people. In fact, he’s so good at it, he’s made a fine career and a lot of money doing just that. In the esteemed opinion of the Ozzy Man Reviews team, that’s not the kind of person sensible people want to fight.

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However, one man who we’re absolutely not saying isn’t sensible – primarily because he’s also really, really, really good at punching people is Khabib Nurmagomedov. We would suggest that with a name like that it’s understandable that you’re good at punching people because you probably had to do it a lot when you were growing up, but we won’t. You know, the whole ‘really good at punching’ thing.

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Anyway, back to Conor McGregor. People just love this Irish fella. He’s got the skills to pay the bills and he’s mastered the art of banter. Deadset, when you’re preparing to fight him, he’s like an incessant little smartass, who could probably f**k you up, just rabbiting on in your ear. In fact, he’s a lot like Brad Pitt’s character in Snatch.

With his rowdy fan-base, his cocksure attitude, his terrific punching and his friendly post-fight demeanour, it’s no wonder the world loves Conor. We here at Ozzy Man Reviews can’t wait to see him in action against Khabib this weekend.

May the best puncher win.

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Final thought: It should be a f**ken cracker. Make sure you don’t miss it. We know we won’t.