Joe Rogan’s new $14.4M Texas mansion is f**ken gorgeous
The other day, we showed you lot some pictures of UFC supremo Dana White’s temporary digs on Fight Island. As you know, they were pretty f**ken swish. Today, we’re having a squiz at the property podcaster, UFC commentator, and comedian Joe Rogan’s just bought himself. Honestly, there’s not too much more to say except that maybe we should get a podcast cracking and try to get one of those sweet deals Rogan’s landed himself with Spotify…
All right, if you don’t know who Rogan is, just do yourself a favour and Google that s**t. The bloke isn’t to everyone’s tastes, but he’s a pretty well-known part of the pop-culture landscape, and there’s a reason so many millions of people tune into his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, every week.
That aside, we’re here to talk about his fancy new digs. If you follow the show, you’ll know that Rogan’s often publically stated his desire to move to Texas. Well, with properties in LA, he’s announced recently that he’s plonked the cash on a swish property in Lake Austin.
Judging from some photos online, it’s a property that lives up to its reputation. Supposedly, it sits on 10,890 square feet, and has eight bedrooms and ten bathrooms.
By all accounts, the deal was pretty hush-hush as Rogan wanted to avoid unnecessary publicity. The announcement came shortly after Rogan announced a $100 million dollar contract with Spotify.
We don’t know whether the furniture came with it, but when you’re able to drop that kind of cash, we assume you get someone to organise that s**t for you.
One of our favourite things about fancy houses like this one, though, is the artful placement of pretentious books.
We reckon if it was us, we’d leave something way more interesting than an architecture textbook lying on the table. Maybe an old copy of The Cat in the Hat. That’s way more up our alley.
Final thought: Yeah, nah, we’re not jealous. We wouldn’t want a house that big anyway. It’d get drafty and shit. Seriously, though, have a squiz at the pics and let us know what you reckon.
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