World’s youngest f*cken billionaire gives glimpse into his life

Life as a young bloke is often a pretty f**ken intense balancing act with living large and splashing the cash on one side and soul-destroying poverty and the ever-present spectre of the postman delivering more bills on the other side. The thing is, while most of us have to deal with the realities of working for the man and coughing up for the little things like electricity and beer, some blokes are lucky enough to have it all sorted from birth. One of those blokes is Gustav Magnar Witzoe, a twenty-five year old Norwegian model…

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Gustav, the lucky f**ker, has been named by Forbes as the world’s youngest billionaire. The son of Gustav Witzoe senior, he’s inherited a huge stake of his old man’s salmon farm, which just happens to be the world’s largest.

Credit: Gustav Magnar Witzoe Instagram

Credit: Gustav Magnar Witzoe Instagram

Credit: Gustav Magnar Witzoe Instagram

Credit: Gustav Magnar Witzoe Instagram

Anyway, in a series of Instagram posts, the cashed-up young man has revealed just how f**ken sweet his life is. To be completely honest, we’re more than a little bit jealous. The bloke just seems to spend all his time chilling the f**k out – sort of like Billy Madison.

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The Billy Madison comparisons don’t even end there. You know how at the end of that movie, Billy’s like, yeah, nah, fuck that, give it to someone who knows what they’re doing? Witzoe’s pretty much done the same thing.

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When he was handed the company by his father, he told a Norwegian newspaper he ‘wasn’t ready to take over the family business just yet,’ and was ‘instead investing in his own small local start-ups.’

Credit: Gustav Magnar Witzoe Instagram

‘You can’t just demand to be the boss of such a big organisation,’ he said. And why the f**k would you when you can spend your time stand-up-paddle-boarding around Dubai, jet skiing with your dog, and chilling the f**k out in your Porsche?

Credit: Gustav Magnar Witzoe Instagram

Final thought: It’d be pretty easy to say he won the lotto of birth, and he probably did, but in a more fair sense, his old man must have put in the yards to bring kids into a world as f**ken luxurious as the one they live in. Good shit, Dad. Son, you seem to have your head screwed on; don’t cock it up.

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H/T: Daily Mail.