Bloke on train whacks sleeping woman on the head with his phone
Public bloody transport. Just the thought of it is enough to strike fear into the hearts and minds of many commuters. And, unless public transport in your neck of the woods is f**ken sh*t-hot, there’s a good reason for that. It’s bloody crowded, there’s bad breath, the trains and buses are dirty…the list goes on. BUT, if you have to catch it, what do you do when some overworked sheila falls asleep with her head on your shoulder? Well, you probably shouldn’t whack her with your phone, that’s for sure.
In fact, don’t whack anyone with your phone. It’s just not cool. Phones are generally made out of hard materials, and hard materials f**ken hurt when you whack people with them. Try it. Bloody grab something hard and whack someone with it. See if they like it. We bet you they don’t.
Anyway, we’re off to Japan for this video, and we’re going to check out this exact situation. Be warned though, we don’t have much context. All we’ve got is a sheila who’s either narcoleptic or overworked and a bloke whose shoulder looks like a bloody great pillow.
Have a squiz. She’s dozing, she’s dozing, she’s f**ken sleeping like Snow White. Old mate is not bloody having it though. He has a bit of a rummage in his bag, searching for the smelling salts to bring her back to consciousness so he can politely tell her not to put her head on him. Yeah, nah, no smelling salts her, just a swift bloody crack in the skull from a mobile phone. Ouch!
Worse, the cheeky f**ker pretends like nothing happened!
The bloke who filmed it apparently said it had already happened three times and he wanted to catch it on video if it happened again.
Final thought: Look, I understand not wanting a stranger to sleep on you on public transport. They could have nits. They might smell bad. They might be secretly picking your pocket…BUT, you can’t just f**ken hit people. Surely, if it’s that bad you just move away. Although, who wants to lose their seat? Yeah, nah, f**k it. Crack, crack, crack away!
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