Aussie sheila marries topless waiter she booked for her divorce party

If there’s one universal truth we like to cling to here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s that when love happens, it’s like a whirlwind. Yeah, nah, we’re bloody romantics at heart, and we’re all about that love at first sight bulls**t. That’s why we like this story. After all, when a sheila has a divorce party and ends up marrying the topless waiter, you know fate was involved.

Fair dinkum, this is a bloody tops story that’s all about the timing. They say that in matters of the heart, timing’s one of the most important factors.

And that’s gotta be true, because if Gabriella Landolfi wasn’t celebrating her divorce, she’d never have met her now husband John.

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So yeah, as the story goes, Gabriella realised that with her divorce going through, she had to celebrate in classic fashion.

For her, that meant getting the girls around, hiring topless waiters, and drinking s**tloads of piss.

The next morning, Gabriella woke up with a f**ken sore head and a message from John. Obviously, John had been there that night and he’d seen how legless Gabriella got. There’s no suggestion anything went on, but he wanted to make sure she was all right the next morning.

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He reckons, “When I saw Gabbie, I thought she was cool and I wanted to get to know her. I was just looking for a friendship and I never expected to find my wife. I was doing my job and I never thought this would happen.”

Gabriella reckons, “I never expected to get into a relationship with the topless waiter I hired for my divorce party – let alone marry him. But when I got to know him, I could see what an amazing guy he was. It was quite the whirlwind and I’m so glad I hired him. At first, I thought he was too into his looks, but I couldn’t have been more wrong,” never judge a book by its cover, right?”

Now that they’re all hitched, they’ve got a little baby boy as well as a daughter from John’s previous relationship.

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Final thought: Yeah, nah, you never know when that cheeky little c**t Cupid is gonna strike. If he’s got you and your partner at an odd time, let us know. Share your story with the comments section and tell the world!

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