Triple breasted models walks the runway at Milan fashion week
As the old saying goes: I’d rather a third tit than a third ass-cheek. Men, women, children, we all love breasts. So it seems somewhat cruel that the man upstairs only gave us each a pair of them! Until now we had to rely on weird anime porn to get a dose of muli-mammaried women, or creatures. But thank god there has now been a prosthetic breakthrough that has enabled women to adorn a third funbag! It all started, of course, in Italy.
Runway models hit the catwalk at Milan’s fashion week in bizarre form. When designers wanted to make a statement and stick it right up the other designers. Fashion is a ‘look at me’ game and audiences were certainly fixated on the results as the racy Italian streetwear brand GCDS turned things up a notch by giving us what we always wanted.
Other items, going directly into stores in the European nation of love were pieces from a Pokemon collaboration which we don’t think was aimed at kids, featuring thigh-high lace-up boots adorned with Pikachu. Jigglypuff handbags also made a debut and make a great place to store your Pokeballs on a night out.
But back to the main event. Designers were far from shy when they said they wanted to make a statement for the show. The organisers racked their brains for days thinking about how they could make a splash. The old Jake the Peg with his extra leg motif was shot down in the early stages after being seen as ‘too soon’. And it wasn’t until some bright spark erupted with the eureka moment that we were blessed with tri-tittied models gracing the stage.
They’re made from a high-grade rubber latex and are actually a full set of three that sit of on top of the model’s existing bap-array. Makeup artists then expertly go over the moulds to match the skin-tone perfectly. Three raisins to top things off, and voila – a tri-titted model is born. You can practically hear the oohs and ahhs from all the horny Italian dudes in the audience.
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