There’s apparently a bunch of secret ‘safe word’ drinks sheilas can order at the bar
The dating world is a bloody minefield. After swiping through a bunch of online dating resumes, you might be lucky enough to match up with someone decent and arrange a meetup. There are a lot of good people going through this exact process, but as with all things in life, there are always a bunch of assholes who ruin it all for the rest of us. Cases of creepy pricks running dodgy game on dates has put the world’s single female population on edge, and rightfully so. So establishments are implementing a genius method to discreetly help these chicks flee the clutches of some of the creepy predators that unfortunately exist in the world.
Now, in the chicks dunnies, it is now common to see posters up with secret codes to alert staff to the fact that there is something sinister going on. If Peter looks more like a Pedro in real life when compared to his topless tiger-petting photo on Tinder, the woman can order an ‘Angel Shot’. She can even order it with different instructions to get different coded responses.
Say big sweaty Paul has told you his ant farm is doing really well and he expects the colony to take over his sock drawer in the next few weeks. Order a ‘Neat’ Angel Shot and the staff will sneak you out to your car so you can floor it away from the creep!
If Jim sprays it more than he says it, a shot on ice will ensure an Uber rocks up in time for you to say a swift farewell and delete his number.
If Darrel has slapped his wadge down on the table, order a shot with lime and the cops will come to cart his indecent-exposing ass off to a cell.
It’s good to know that there are safe options to make sure everyone has a good night and gets home safe. Now if we can stop the emergence of these creepy f*cks in the first place, we’ll all be better off! Check out some of the close shaves people have had in the past!